Today's Riddle - 05/06/2008 (143)

[The_Twisted_Ear (Premo)]

Why don't flies fly through screen doors?

[Daddy_O (Premo)]

because they don't want to strain themselves

[The_Twisted_Ear (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Daddy_O

because they don't want to strain themselves

Correct!

Because they don't want to strain themselves.

Stay tuned for tomorrow's!

(143) Daddy_O
(142) AiryT
(141) jazz lady
(140) johnycarcinogen
(139) belvak
(138) johnycarcinogen
(137) Daddy_O
(136) Daddy_O
(135) nanstime
(134) Tomcat
(133) sux2b44
(132) Homer J
(131) Cowgirl
(130) Tomcat
(129) Cowgirl
(128) Rael
(127) KingFish
(126) belvak
(125) Homer J
(124) JMoney8103
(123) kalmd
(122) sux2b44
(121) puggymom
(120) belvak
(119) nanstime
(118) getbent
(117) desertrat
(116) Cowgirl
(115) Gstout
(114) EmnJoe
(113) desertrat and HalfAngel
(112) pcjohnnyb
(111) Gstout
(110) aps45819
(109) wineo
(108) sunflower and blacklabman
(107) MMDad
(106) belvak
(105) wineo
(104) Crafti1
(103) aps45819
(102) Dedicated and desertrat
(101) LOL
(100) nanstime
(99) kalmd
(98) whome20603
(97) rich70
(96) Choklatjunkeee
(95) desertrat
(94) Rael and nanstime
(93) turtlebanana
(92) Nanny Pam
(91) cs55
(90) belvak
(89) Daddy_O and Rael
(88) ImAChvyGirl
(87) DoWhat
(86) Booboo3604
(85) MMDad
(84) yankee44
(83) Rael
(82) MMDad and aps45819
(81) Homer J
(80) LOL
(79) Booboo3604
(78) Cowgirl and slotted
(77) KingFish
(76) KingFish
(75) cryjuliet
(74) Bronwyn
(73) blacklabman
(72) desertrat
(71) slotted
(70) Daddy_O
(69) wineo
(68) chevylover
(67) LOL
(66) Boxdyn
(65) LOL
(64) belvak
(63) Rael
(62) belvak
(61) sunflower
(60) clevalley
(59) cwo_ghwebb and Rael
(58) Dutch6
(57) cwo_ghwebb
(56) Cowgirl, wineo, pcjohnnyb and SoMDGirl42
(55) cwo_ghwebb
(54) Inkpen
(53) Rael and clevalley
(52) Bronwyn
(51) Mikeinsmd
(50) desertrat
(49) KingFish
(48) donbarzini
(47) nanstime
(46) rich70
(45) Beelzebaby666
(44) donbarzini
(43) pcjohnnyb and MMDad
(42) KingFish
(41) LOL
(40) belvak
(39) wineo
(38) Lexib_
(37) Mikeinsmd
(36) Joebagel
(35) JMoney8103
(34) MMDad
(33) remaxrealtor and Dupontster
(32) Rael
(31) nanstime
(30) Bronwyn
(29) Spanky
(28) Booboo3604
(27) KingFish
(26) Bronwyn
(25) Lilypad
(24) Lenny
(23) Bronwyn
(22) CableChick
(21) sunflower and TWLs wife
(20) blacklabman
(19) BadGirl
(18) Dymphna
(17) Spanky
(16) Thankful
(15) Spanky
(14) Spanky
(13) toppick08
(12) Dedicated
(11) Bronwyn
(10) nanstime
(09) bfncbs1
(08) Thankful
(07) Dutch6
(06) Spanky
(05) dthb4438
(04) Lilypad
(03) Big Fatty
(02) TWL
(01) Dougstermd[/html]

[ButNut]

Imagine -- for a minute -- the conversation taking place between Tigger and the cops when she calls in.

911 -- State the nature of your emergency please.

Tigg -- *Drool* Pepole on the internet are treating me.

911 -- They're what? Ma'am, is someone hurt? Are you okay?

Tigg -- *coughs* Yes, they internet forum pepole are treating me and my family. They doing it with karma. (Sounds of tin foil rustle as Tigg fixes the drapes).

911 -- Ma'am I don't understand. Are you saying you have received treats over the internet? Do you know who the treats are from? Have you eaten them? Were they poisoned?

Tigg -- The treats are from Teddy my ex-hubband with one leg and he is spackle addict. I had a treesome with him and my hubband TWL so he would leave TWL and me and Justice and baby Faith alone. She just from hostipal after her kidneys checked okay but I need to stole some formula for her because sugarcane IFeelYa is coming.

911 -- Ma'am, are you high? Do you feel okay? Can you tell me where you live?

Tigg -- We're not high anymore sense we fixed the keriolsene poisin in our trailer. Keriolsene caused baby faith problems.

911 -- Wait a minute ... is this TWL's wife from SOMD.com forums? (snickering)

Tigg -- Yes, that me. My hubband TWL is on too. And Teddy my exhubband. He sending me meam red karma with treats. Dems telled me to agnore it but hard to do when it's so treating. He suckosed to be in jail and stay away but he escaped and we did a treesome with TWL to keep him away. Now sending me meam karma and variolbde won't make it stop. She called me drooling queen and be meam too.

[sockgirl77 (Premo)]

This one?