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Old 05-09-2008, 03:12 PM   #141 (permalink)
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I'm surprised her uterus hasn't fallen out yet...
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:14 PM   #142 (permalink)
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I'm surprised her uterus hasn't fallen out yet...

Maybe it has...
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:15 PM   #143 (permalink)
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Maybe it has...


Doctors can do surgery to place it back in its' place and she still can keep making more babies.
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:16 PM   #144 (permalink)
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Maybe you'll figure it out.
I LOVE the way people on here give straight answers.

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You are sick, and mistaken
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an agreement was made on an internet forum.
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:17 PM   #145 (permalink)
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I LOVE the way people on here give straight answers.



You are sick, and mistaken
Would you rather have a gay answer?


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Old 05-09-2008, 03:17 PM   #146 (permalink)
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I LOVE the way people on here give straight answers.



You are sick, and mistaken
Oh? Just how old is babygirl? In my eyes she is still a child...
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:18 PM   #147 (permalink)
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Would you rather have a gay answer?
Good, but expected, comeback.

Now, are you going to actually tell me what having kids has to do with the statement I made?
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an agreement was made on an internet forum.
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:18 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Its not for everybody

I don't think she was saying anything negative, like, you're a bad person for having four kids...she is just saying that she wouldn't choose to do it
WRONG, she said are you freeking insane??
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:19 PM   #149 (permalink)
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Oh? Just how old is babygirl? In my eyes she is still a child...
Just because you're old doesn't make someone younger than you legally a child

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Old 05-09-2008, 03:20 PM   #150 (permalink)
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I'm surprised her uterus hasn't fallen out yet...
Is this not funny?
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