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Old 05-09-2008, 12:09 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Please, all-knowing-one, tell me the odds of having sex ONLY 18 times in 18 years and having it "click" every time.

You are so full of it
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:12 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Please, all-knowing-one, tell me the odds of having sex ONLY 18 times in 18 years and having it "click" every time.

You are so full of it
I was thinking the same thing.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Please, all-knowing-one, tell me the odds of having sex ONLY 18 times in 18 years and having it "click" every time.

You are so full of it
Guess you will have to wait until you are married with children to get the answer to your question.
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My kids aren't allowed out of the booster until they can sit up straight in the seat with their feet on the floor. Which I believe is the reason for the 4'9" number.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:14 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Maybe my distaste for them shows my jealousy. Between her and the mom from John and Kate Plus 8 who never cooks from a box and has her house organzied perfectly, they really make me feel like a failure sometimes.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:15 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Guess you will have to wait until you are married with children to get the answer to your question.

Why? It is a question that can be estimated easily using statistics
I'm not planning to do the work though on a BS statement like the one he made
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:16 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Maybe my distaste for them shows my jealousy. Between her and the mom from John and Kate Plus 8 who never cooks from a box and has her house organzied perfectly, they really make me feel like a failure sometimes.
What in God's name are you talking about?
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:17 PM   #27 (permalink)
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The parents can't do work...they're too busy procreating.

Can you imagine that? How do they have enough sex to have that many kids WITH the kids in the house? Ewww.
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Please, all-knowing-one, tell me the odds of having sex ONLY 18 times in 18 years and having it "click" every time.

You are so full of it

You are the one doubting they could do it. Please explain what makes you think they couldn't knock boots just because they have kids?

Something you might learn when (if) you grow up, having kids is not a death sentence for your sex life.

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Yes little Johnny, your mom wasn't really have a religious revelation when your heard her headboard banging on the wall while she was screaming "Oh God, Oh God"
Think about this, Johnny and Andy. Every time you hear a noise in the night, or a groan/moan/sigh from your parents bedroom.

Mommy just might be in there putting some stink on dad's hangdown.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:17 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Why? It is a question that can be estimated easily using statistics
I'm not planning to do the work though on a BS statement like the one he made
I can't really answer your question because every couples are different. Some can squeeze in sex and some can't. All I can say is that couples with children can find a way to have sex no matters what.
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Yes little Johnny, your mom wasn't really have a religious revelation when your heard her headboard banging on the wall while she was screaming "Oh God, Oh God"
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What in God's name are you talking about?
They are made out to be perfect moms.
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