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Old 05-09-2008, 04:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Crabs anyone?
I've got some that I'm trying to get rid of..... They're driving me nuts!
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Old 05-09-2008, 04:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I've got some that I'm trying to get rid of..... They're driving me nuts!
#1's or #2's............
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Old 05-09-2008, 04:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I've got some that I'm trying to get rid of..... They're driving me nuts!
There's a creme for that!!!
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hot wax and tape.
Works every time.




Follow up treatment: Avoid streetwalkers.
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Shave one side of your Pubic hair then set fire to the other side and stab them as they run out. Works every time.
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Thanks for the advice, I'll try the cream first.
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Hot wax and tape.
Works every time.




Follow up treatment: Avoid streetwalkers.
This is next on the list.
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NIX worked for me.
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Old 05-10-2008, 12:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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NIX worked for me.
You nasty.

"Mom how do I get rid of crabs?"
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Old 05-10-2008, 03:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Shave the area and immediately apply bleach.
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