For the tailgater in the white sedan

[slotted (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Solja_Boy

If you didn't drive so slow you wouldn't have this problem.

SOLJA_BOY!



My hooptie rollin' tailpipe draggin'
Heat don't work an' my girl keeps naggin'
Six nine Buick deuce keeps rollin'
One hubcap 'cause three got stolen
Bumper shook loose chrome keeps scrapin'
Mis matched tires and my white walls flakin'
Hit mickey d's Maharaji starts to bug
He ate a quarter pounder threw the pickles on my rug
Runnin' movin' tabs expired
Girlies tryin' to dis 'n say my car looks tired
Hit my brakes, out slid skittles
Tinted back window with a bubble in the middle
Who's car is it? Posse won't say
We all play it off when you look our way
Rollin' four deep, tires smoke up the block
Gotta roll this bucket, 'cause my Benz is in the shop

My hooptie - my hooptie

Four door nightmare, trunk locks' stuck
Big dice on the mirror, grill like a truck
Lifters tickin', accelerator's stickin'
Somethin' on my left front wheel keeps clickin'
Picked up the girlies, now we're eight deep

Cars barely movin', but now we got heat
Made a left turn as I watched in fright
My ex-girlfriend shot out my headlight
She was standin', in the road, so I smashed her toes
Mashed my pedal, boom, down she goes
Law ain't lyin', long hairs flyin'
We flipped the skeez off, dumb girl starts cryin'
Baby called the cops, now I'm gettin' nervous
The cops see a beeper and the suckers might serve us
Hit a side street and what did we find?
Some young punk, droppin' me a flip off sign
Put the deuce in reverse, and started to curse
Another sucker on the south side about to get hurt
Homey got scared, so I got on
Yeah my group got paid, but my groups still strong
Posse moved north, headin for the CD
Ridin' real fast so the cops don't see me
Mis-matched tires got my boys uptight
Two Vogues on the left, Uniroyal on the right
Hooptie bouncin', runnin' on leaded
This is what I sport when you call me big-headed
I pot-hole crusher, red light rusher
Musher of a brother 'cause I'm plowin' over suckers

In a hooptie

It's a three-ton monster, econo-box stomper
Snatch your girly, if you don't I'll romp 'er
Dinosaur rush, lookin' like Shaft
Some get bold, but some get smashed
Cops say the car smokes, but I won't listen
It's a six-nine deuce, so the hell with emissions
Rollin' in Tacoma, I could get burned
(Sound of automatic gunfire) Betta make a u-turn
Spotted this freak with immense posterior
Tryin' to roll smooth through the Hilltop area
Brother start lettin' off, kickin' that racket
Thinkin' I'm a rock star, slingin' them packets
I ain't wit' dat, so I smooth eject
Hit I-5 with the dope cassette
Playin' that tough crew hardcore dope
The tape deck broke
Damn what's next, brothers in Goretex
Tryin' to find a spot where we could hunt for sex
Found a little club called the N-C-O
Military, competition. You know.
I ain't really fazed, 'cause I pop much game
Rolled up tough, 'cause I got much fame
"How ya doin' baby, my name is Mixalot"
"Mixalot got a Benz boy, quit smokin' that rock"
Ooooh, I got dissed. But it ain't no thing
Runnin' that game with the home made slang
Baby got ished, Bremelo gip.
Keep laughin' at the car and you might get clipped

By a hooptie

Runnin' outta gas, stuck in traffic
Far left lane, throwin' up much static
Input, output, carbeurator fulla soot
"Whatcha want me to do Mix?"
Push freak, push
Sputter, sputter rollin' over gutters
Cars dip low with hard core brothers
Tank on E, pulled into Arco
Cops on tip for Columbian cargo
We fit a stereotype, that's what he said
Big long car, four big black heads
Cops keep jockin', grabbin' like 'gators
'Bout stereotypes, I'm lookin' nuthin' like Noriega
Cop took my wallet, looked at my license
His partner said "Damn, they all look like Tyson"
Yes, I'm legit, so they gotta let me go
This bucket ain't rollin' in snow

It's my hooptie

[Gigi22]

I know exactly how you feel. but, let me tell you something that happened to me. New years eve, 10 years ago, I got a call at 7:35 am. My mother had been taken to the hospital CPR in progress. I got in my car and headed to the hospital. My sister behind me in her car. Going down RT 5 we got behind every slow poke in the county. (Or so we thought because of the call from family members at the hospital). I could not get there fast enough. I cussed every person on the road that morning (god forgave me). When we walked into the hospital I looked at my other sister and she shook her head "NO" our mother had died and no amount of CPR or anything could bring her back. So now when I see someone racing up behind me I think back to that day and just if possible pull off and send them on their way. Cause you never really know what is going on in someones life. But, that doesn't give anyone the right to put someone elses life in danger. There are some crazy drivers out there and they drive like bats out of hell. I am glad you are ok and I hope you have a much better day and a very nice drive back home....

[AndyMarquisLIVE (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Gigi22

I know exactly how you feel. but, let me tell you something that happened to me. New years eve, 10 years ago, I got a call at 7:35 am. My mother had been taken to the hospital CPR in progress. I got in my car and headed to the hospital. My sister behind me in her car. Going down RT 5 we got behind every slow poke in the county. (Or so we thought because of the call from family members at the hospital). I could not get there fast enough. I cussed every person on the road that morning (god forgave me). When we walked into the hospital I looked at my other sister and she shook her head "NO" our mother had died and no amount of CPR or anything could bring her back. So now when I see someone racing up behind me I think back to that day and just if possible pull off and send them on their way. Cause you never really know what is going on in someones life. But, that doesn't give anyone the right to put someone elses life in danger. There are some crazy drivers out there and they drive like bats out of hell. I am glad you are ok and I hope you have a much better day and a very nice drive back home....

I remember when my mom had a heart attack. I was racing down 301 as fast at the POS would go.

That night, if someone would've cut me off and jammed their brakes like they always do on Rt. 5 or in La Plata, I would've had no problem slamming into them and watching them roll into a ditch.

Unfortanently, we've got all these wonderful Citizen Police who go out and try to police the roads. If someone's going the speed limit, that's fair game, I'll bite my tongue and back off. But if they're going under the speed limit (and especially if they're in the Left Lane), I'll get as close as I need to and "draft" off them.

It should be legal to "bumpdraft" these people that drive below the speed limit in the left lane. If they don't have a turn signal on and there's no red coming up and no cars right in front of them, there's no reason for them to be on their brakes and driving so slow.

[morningbell]

Originally Posted by residentofcre

This morning a woman driving a white sedan [couldn't see the make because she was too close] was tailgating me going over the TJ and down 4.....

This message is for you.....

When I tapped my brakes the first time.. that should have been a warning.... to back off

When I slowed down it was to go ahead and let you in the back seat since that's obviously what you had in mind....

I feel I should tell you [in case you are actually the author of the "propoganda" thread in this forum...] I am a heterosexual female and you are simply not my type.... so back the f off....

Oh and incase you missed it at the KMART driving school you obviously graduated from....Tailgating is not considered safe driving practice....

She got her license from the bubble gum machine at the KMART

[kevron99]

I take GREAT pleasue in seeing how aggrevated I can get the tailgater! Brake taps are fun, but downshifting... NO THATS ENTERTAINMENT! The most fun i have is actually turning into my driveway.... if you're not tailgating, no prob i give plenty of signal...but if you are... LET THE GAMES BEGIN! Wait as long as possible, thne downshift, turn signal, then brakes. Oh wow is it funn to watch the mirror!

So no who's going to FLAME me for haveing some fun with the tards who don't understand "safe following distance?" And remeber this..if YOU run into the back of someone, it is YOUR fault, no mater what the OTEr person did!

[PrchJrkr]

Originally Posted by kevron99

And remeber this..if YOU run into the back of someone, it is YOUR fault, no mater what the OTEr person did!

Wrong... If you slam on the brakes for no reason, it is called negligent driving and will be sited accordingly.

[High EGT]

Originally Posted by residentofcre

This morning a woman driving a white sedan [couldn't see the make because she was too close] was tailgating me going over the TJ and down 4.....

This message is for you.....

When I tapped my brakes the first time.. that should have been a warning.... to back off

When I slowed down it was to go ahead and let you in the back seat since that's obviously what you had in mind....

I feel I should tell you [in case you are actually the author of the "propoganda" thread in this forum...] I am a heterosexual female and you are simply not my type.... so back the f off....

Oh and incase you missed it at the KMART driving school you obviously graduated from....Tailgating is not considered safe driving practice....

Sorry. She broke water and you were just TF slow. Feel Better?

[bcp (Premo)]

Originally Posted by kevron99

I take GREAT pleasue in seeing how aggrevated I can get the tailgater! Brake taps are fun, but downshifting... NO THATS ENTERTAINMENT! The most fun i have is actually turning into my driveway.... if you're not tailgating, no prob i give plenty of signal...but if you are... LET THE GAMES BEGIN! Wait as long as possible, thne downshift, turn signal, then brakes. Oh wow is it funn to watch the mirror!

So no who's going to FLAME me for haveing some fun with the tards who don't understand "safe following distance?" And remeber this..if YOU run into the back of someone, it is YOUR fault, no mater what the OTEr person did!

You really want to have fun>
Drive up the road like you are looking for something, slow down at every drive and side road until you turn off.

[GWguy]

Originally Posted by bcp

You really want to have fun>
Drive up the road like you are looking for something, slow down at every drive and side road until you turn off.

Oh, that is SO annoying, and you know they are looking for something and can't pass them....

[aps45819 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by bcp

You really want to have fun>

When you see a bicycle or pedestrian on the right shoulder, slow down and put on your left turn signal.










FYI - Don't really do this