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Old 06-04-2008, 12:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I was in the Subway and this gal comes in - probably in her late teens, early 20s. She scans the menu, then says, "Ooh! What's a BLT?"

Counter kid looks at her and says, "... ... bacon, lettuce and tomato."

The girl replied, "Hmmm...nevermind, I'll have the tuna."

Scary.
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I was in the Subway and this gal comes in - probably in her late teens, early 20s. She scans the menu, then says, "Ooh! What's a BLT?"

Counter kid looks at her and says, "... ... bacon, lettuce and tomato."

The girl replied, "Hmmm...nevermind, I'll have the tuna."

Scary.
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Old 06-04-2008, 12:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I was in the Subway and this gal comes in - probably in her late teens, early 20s. She scans the menu, then says, "Ooh! What's a BLT?"

Counter kid looks at her and says, "... ... bacon, lettuce and tomato."

The girl replied, "Hmmm...nevermind, I'll have the tuna."

Scary.




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Old 06-04-2008, 12:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I was in the Subway and this gal comes in - probably in her late teens, early 20s. She scans the menu, then says, "Ooh! What's a BLT?"

Counter kid looks at her and says, "... ... bacon, lettuce and tomato."

The girl replied, "Hmmm...nevermind, I'll have the tuna."

Scary.
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Old 06-04-2008, 12:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wait, who the hell doesn't know what a BLT is?
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I think you better call someone. Americans know what a blt is.
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I was in the Subway and this gal comes in - probably in her late teens, early 20s. She scans the menu, then says, "Ooh! What's a BLT?"

Counter kid looks at her and says, "... ... bacon, lettuce and tomato."

The girl replied, "Hmmm...nevermind, I'll have the tuna."

Scary.
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I'll take a BBB sammich.

Bacon, bacon, and more bacon sammich, on whole wheat and light mayo. Hold the cheese, I'm on a diet.




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