Calvert Sucks!

[Vince]

Originally Posted by lbreder

He could always join the military and go over to Iraq and see if he likes it better there.I know they are always looking for someone to deploy!

He'd get a paycheck every two weeks. What more could you want.

[bcp (Premo)]

Originally Posted by White Buddah

If he did that he would learn a trade of some sort. He could also learn respect. He surely doesn't sound like the type that wants to work for anything. I'm guessing that the military option is out for this piece of work.

maybe not.
Iraq is just like a calmer PG.
he gets to loot from the real soldiers, steal cars, pop a cap in some towel heads ass, and they got drugs.

He just might do well.


oh and I dont think they have a fast food place for him to work at.

of course, those real soldiers just might attempt an anal realignment on his attitude

[lbreder]

[quote=Vince;2993821]He'd get a paycheck every two weeks. What more could you want. [/QUOTE

Nah, he might complain about the paycheck! Then he might complain how he can shower everyday and the food is crappy, and so on and so on. Sounds like there might be no end to it....

[Hessian]

is looking for a VP, you sound perfect!

Let's face it Calvert Countians often face the commute...get used to the idea of trekking 40-90 miles a day. There are plaza jobs, construction jobs, service jobs and warehouse jobs.
America allows you to move anywhere you want, look for whatever work you want, apply for aid to help get a degree.

Or,...blame whitey, blame your county, blame industries, schools. And breaking news: you will still be unhappy 40 years from now.

[aps45819 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by bcp

did al gore invent the degree?

Yes, his middle name is Celsius

[vraiblonde]

Originally Posted by Hessian

is looking for a VP, you sound perfect!

[RoseRed (Premo)]

I :heart: Otter.

Originally Posted by blackies_law50

What the hell is with Lusby, MD?! Why is it so hard to find work in this hell hole of a county!? Everyday that I wake up it's like "hmmm I wonder whats in the county paper?" I look and all I see is crap, trash, or something that needs 50 years experance (power plant, on base, I.T. SPECIALIST, BAE, etc.) Now I know what your thinking "stop being picky and get something for the time being" Well i did and you know where I worked the "fring pan" which was the worse job in history. Thats what calvert county has to offer a bunch of crap! I mean seriously this county is half ass backwards and I guess thats how you corn chucken bastards like it. Another thing that hate about this county is nothing is ever built thats useful they built that new giant and that new foodlion thats was like 5 miles from........you guessed it ANOTHER ####en foodlion. There is nothing in this county that screams growth. The only half way jobs are cooking, bar tending, and being a over grown red neck with to much time and money. The only thing this county has going for it is it's school system which I will say is good for the children but thats the only thing going for it. You know whats funny how everyone down here says "we don't want no city slickers in our county!" well no one in there right mind wants to be around you hog drivin, cowboy hat wearin, loud, ignorant, bud light drinkin, fatasses anyway! I'd give ANYTHING to move back to PG were I could find SOMETHING! Not an AD that says "shovel horse #### pays 6.50/hr or cook here work 12 hour days in a kitchen thats 140 degree`s for chump change" get the #### out of here! For the most part not everyone is bad I've made some wonderful friends and love them dearly and most of them share the same views and we'd all like to leave but its a bit easier said then done. to all who understand where I'm coming from give me a hell yeah! and for those who have so much southern maryland pride it's coming out of your ears shut the hell up in advance i don't want to hear about how great it is and how much corn you chucked today. cheers everyone!

Heres just a thought.............MOVE! Problem solve. I like corn.

[thurley42]

Originally Posted by redhotmomma

Heres just a thought.............MOVE! Problem solve. I like corn.

On the cob......creamed corn makes me wanna barf!

[GWguy]

AH, SoMD forums, you never fail to provide me with amusement.... I was just checking in to see how people made out in the storm last night, and this is the first post in the list. TFF.