sharing a joke

lulu belle · 06-05-2008, 09:04 AM

Just wanted to put in a funny for the day...

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fock', the Rottweiler ate him!'

The teacher wet her pants laughing.......

*getbent* ^(Premo) · 06-05-2008, 09:52 AM

,thats good stuff.

06-05-2008, 09:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
lulu belle me Member Since: Oct 2006 Location: in my house Posts: 399	sharing a joke Just wanted to put in a funny for the day... A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fock', the Rottweiler ate him!' The teacher wet her pants laughing....... __________________ It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret. - Jackie Joyner-Kersee
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06-05-2008, 09:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
getbent ^(Premo) Thats how them b*tch's R Member Since: Jul 2005 Location: On the bench, watching the game. Posts: 829	,thats good stuff. __________________ You can go a long way with a lie, but you can never go back. Unknown "Ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road" ...kom526 " I'm nuttier than squirrel poop." (Seen on a bumper sticker)
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