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Old 06-07-2008, 07:57 PM   #21 (permalink)
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What's that? A new KY product???

It is a product like rubbing alcohol so you heal well.

My friend is having a party next month about
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Old 06-07-2008, 08:01 PM   #22 (permalink)
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It is a product like rubbing alcohol so you heal well.

My friend is having a party next month about
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Old 06-08-2008, 05:22 AM   #23 (permalink)
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nice looking young (over 18) flat stomach girl with a nice tan and a bellybutton piercing is better than viagra.

Of course, it would make them hurl if they knew that the old guys were checking them out, so I pretend not to be.
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Old 06-08-2008, 07:54 AM   #24 (permalink)
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You can do it yourself. All you need is a cork, a needle and some Vodka/Whiskey/Your-choice-of-liquor.

Oh, and then buy DW40
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What's that? A new KY product???

Well - uh yeah!

Use the little red straw that comes with the can - does not splatter all over the place so you slide off the hoochie momma.. plus, you can get the lube WAY up in places you thought you would never reach.
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You stick them in your ass and turn them on.
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Why beat a dead horse when you can just lift up its tail and have your way with it.
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Old 06-08-2008, 08:57 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Ink Wizards (st. Marys)

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Old 06-08-2008, 05:35 PM   #26 (permalink)
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You can do it yourself. All you need is a cork, a needle and some Vodka/Whiskey/Your-choice-of-liquor.

Oh, and then buy DW40

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What's that? A new KY product???



Well - uh yeah!

Use the little red straw that comes with the can - does not splatter all over the place so you slide off the hoochie momma.. plus, you can get the lube WAY up in places you thought you would never reach.

OMG I have heard it all
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Old 06-08-2008, 06:05 PM   #27 (permalink)
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You can do it yourself. All you need is a cork, a needle and some Vodka/Whiskey/Your-choice-of-liquor.

Oh, and then buy DW40
OMFG. I have been laughing to the point of tears. I just realized what I wrote. I meant ST37. Not DW40.

I'm still giggling. Slap me now.



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I tried to toot my horn this morning, I think I cracked a rib...
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Old 06-08-2008, 06:13 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Where (St. Mary's) and how much will it cost?
ink wizard, where 235 and 4 meet...about $40
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Old 06-08-2008, 06:54 PM   #29 (permalink)
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OMFG. I have been laughing to the point of tears. I just realized what I wrote. I meant ST37. Not DW40.

I'm still giggling. Slap me now.



I have a gallon can of WD-40 on the shed if ya want it.
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