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Old 07-23-2008, 12:06 PM   #1
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Wednesday's Funny

Reposting here, people aren't reading this funny in the Ladies Room Section!

*DEAR MADAM:*

*THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.* *YOU ASKED FORTHE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.
**PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:09 PM   #2
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Reposting here, people aren't reading this funny in the Ladies Room Section!

Thats because it wasn't funny.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:14 PM   #3
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Thats because it wasn't funny.
Yes it was
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:28 PM   #4
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Thats because it wasn't funny.
The joke was funny, the visual wasn't though.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:43 PM   #5
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Yes it was, to the feeble-minded.
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:38 PM   #6
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I'd appreciate you not changing my words - thank you.
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:43 PM   #7
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Reposting here, people aren't reading this funny in the Ladies Room Section!

*DEAR MADAM:*

*THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.* *YOU ASKED FORTHE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.
**PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
my manhood was once threatened if I ever showed up in the ladies room again.

has this changed recently due to the current plans in Montgomery county to let me in the womens rest rooms?
am I now considered an equal,, or at least an accepted lessor?
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