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Old 09-23-2008, 08:10 AM   #1
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QUESTION: Mr. and Mrs. Albright go on a trip to Switzerland. While they are gone, a man sees in a newspaper: "Mr. Albright killed in a skiing accident." The man immediately calls the police and says "Arrest Mrs. Albright as soon as she gets off the plane - she killed her husband." How does he know this?
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QUESTION: Mr. and Mrs. Albright go on a trip to Switzerland. While they are gone, a man sees in a newspaper: "Mr. Albright killed in a skiing accident." The man immediately calls the police and says "Arrest Mrs. Albright as soon as she gets off the plane - she killed her husband." How does he know this?
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Mr. A. didn't ski.
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Old 09-23-2008, 08:16 AM   #3
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QUESTION: Mr. and Mrs. Albright go on a trip to Switzerland. While they are gone, a man sees in a newspaper: "Mr. Albright killed in a skiing accident." The man immediately calls the police and says "Arrest Mrs. Albright as soon as she gets off the plane - she killed her husband." How does he know this?
Because he is assuming that he had a heart attack while they were doing the nasty in bed. I've heard that called skiing alot from people who are from boston.
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QUESTION: Mr. and Mrs. Albright go on a trip to Switzerland. While they are gone, a man sees in a newspaper: "Mr. Albright killed in a skiing accident." The man immediately calls the police and says "Arrest Mrs. Albright as soon as she gets off the plane - she killed her husband." How does he know this?

Because they went in summer?
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Old 09-23-2008, 08:32 AM   #5
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QUESTION: Mr. and Mrs. Albright go on a trip to Switzerland. While they are gone, a man sees in a newspaper: "Mr. Albright killed in a skiing accident." The man immediately calls the police and says "Arrest Mrs. Albright as soon as she gets off the plane - she killed her husband." How does he know this?
This looks like one of those riddles where there could be 50 correct answers, but only one actually came with the riddle so while there are 50 logical answers, only one is "right". Maybe Mrs. Albright was doinking the milk-man and the neighbor tapped her house and heard her plan to kill Mr. Albright while they were skiing in Switzerland.
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QUESTION: Mr. and Mrs. Albright go on a trip to Switzerland. While they are gone, a man sees in a newspaper: "Mr. Albright killed in a skiing accident." The man immediately calls the police and says "Arrest Mrs. Albright as soon as she gets off the plane - she killed her husband." How does he know this?
The man was her travel agent. She bought herself a round-trip ticket and only bought a one-way ticket for her husband.
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The man was her travel agent. She bought herself a round-trip ticket and only bought a one-way ticket for her husband.
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The man was her travel agent. She bought herself a round-trip ticket and only bought a one-way ticket for her husband.
And he waited until they got back to realize this oddity? (mind you, this is the same problem my answer had)
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And he waited until they got back to realize this oddity? (mind you, this is the same problem my answer had)
That's the right answer though. Put the riddle in under Google and it gives you the answer.
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I remembered hearing this one several years ago. Maybe in one of those Ask Marilyn columns? Anyway, that was what I remembered of the answer. You're right though, it does make you wonder why the agent didn't question it when the tickets were purchased. Unless, he was in on it too?? Dun, dun, duh...
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