Saturday night "One-line story" - Page 2

David196042 · 07-20-2002, 11:28 PM

beckoned for the blue goddesses to follow me as I knew that what the cold water did to me would do just the opposite to them, yahooooooo

:D :D

migtig · 07-21-2002, 08:49 AM

giggles04 · 07-21-2002, 07:52 PM

Thats just too funny!:)

watercolorgirl · 07-21-2002, 11:59 PM

Looking in horror....seeing them run...their hair almost like steel in the moon...I am thinking..

*Sharon* ^(Premo) · 07-22-2002, 05:20 AM

...of a way to survive their deadly pursuit as their appendages morphed into slashing blades emitting high pitched squeals. They had almost caught up to me when...

Tonio · 07-22-2002, 08:06 AM

they were vaporized by a photon beam. I turned around in the direction of the beam and saw them standing on the shore--three attractive women, 7 feet tall, green-skinned, four-breasted, all carrying deadly photon rifles--and the leader of the trio aimed her weapon at me and said...

jrogers · 07-22-2002, 08:22 AM

lets do a little dance....
make a little love....
get down tonight, get down tonight...

and thats when i thought "this is starting to remind me of a movie"

and thats when I turned to her, blushing in the face, and said.....

David196042 · 07-22-2002, 08:22 AM

when my attack pugs jumped into thier path and started licking them and to my surprise....:p :p :p

SxyPrincess · 07-22-2002, 09:59 AM

...they started singing "Play That Funky Music White Boy" :D

Sierra39 · 07-22-2002, 10:22 AM

...So I grabbed my little attack pug, Herbie, ripped off my shirt, and started freak dancing with him... Suddenly, there was a flash of green light, a cloud of vile-smelling green vapor, and more green ladies mysteriously appeared and joined us. We all formed a freak dance line, and I was in heaven as their multiple green voluptuous breasts rubbed against my sweat-flecked chest...

07-20-2002, 11:28 PM	#11 (permalink)
David196042 Member Member Since: Mar 2002 Location: Lex Pk Posts: 33	beckoned for the blue goddesses to follow me as I knew that what the cold water did to me would do just the opposite to them, yahooooooo :D :D __________________ Dave
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07-21-2002, 07:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
giggles04 Queen of the Southend Member Since: May 2002 Location: The Southend of St. Mary's Posts: 1,334	Thats just too funny!:) __________________ 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me" ~Gretchen Wilson "Redneck Woman"
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07-21-2002, 11:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
watercolorgirl Registered User Member Since: Jul 2002 Location: Boonieville Posts: 12	Looking in horror....seeing them run...their hair almost like steel in the moon...I am thinking.. __________________ ......Only for Margarita's....
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07-22-2002, 05:20 AM	#15 (permalink)
Sharon ^(Premo) * * * * * * * * * Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 22,141	...of a way to survive their deadly pursuit as their appendages morphed into slashing blades emitting high pitched squeals. They had almost caught up to me when...
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07-22-2002, 08:06 AM	#16 (permalink)
Tonio Asperger's Poster Child Member Since: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,525	they were vaporized by a photon beam. I turned around in the direction of the beam and saw them standing on the shore--three attractive women, 7 feet tall, green-skinned, four-breasted, all carrying deadly photon rifles--and the leader of the trio aimed her weapon at me and said... __________________ SOMD.com - The only Forum that infects as it odorizes Last edited by Tonio : 07-22-2002 at 08:10 AM.
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07-22-2002, 08:22 AM	#18 (permalink)
David196042 Member Member Since: Mar 2002 Location: Lex Pk Posts: 33	when my attack pugs jumped into thier path and started licking them and to my surprise....:p :p :p __________________ Dave
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07-22-2002, 09:59 AM	#19 (permalink)
SxyPrincess I Need a Life Member Since: Oct 2001 Location: I sooooo want to ride it, just never been on one that big before! Posts: 9,940	...they started singing "Play That Funky Music White Boy" :D
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07-22-2002, 10:22 AM	#20 (permalink)
Sierra39 Hairball Magnet Member Since: Mar 2002 Location: PF Posts: 414	...So I grabbed my little attack pug, Herbie, ripped off my shirt, and started freak dancing with him... Suddenly, there was a flash of green light, a cloud of vile-smelling green vapor, and more green ladies mysteriously appeared and joined us. We all formed a freak dance line, and I was in heaven as their multiple green voluptuous breasts rubbed against my sweat-flecked chest... __________________ When life gives you hair, make hairballs.
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