Saturday night "One-line story" - Page 3

Tonio · 07-22-2002, 10:35 AM

...and then before my eyes, all the women transformed into Linda Tripp and grew penises! I shrieked in horror and dove back into the water as...

watercolorgirl · 07-22-2002, 11:31 AM

I came up for a breath of air, and notice that the green women were no where in sight. Confussed and bewildered on the current happenings, I breast stroke to shore...shaking my hands and rubbing my cool flesh to remove the dew size drops of water. As I walk, back towards the moonlit cabin, a rustle in the bush catches my attention....I walk towards the noise and....

fuzzyng · 07-22-2002, 09:45 PM

…one of them said, with the voice of a hundred shreaking lahmas, "We are the Trash People of Grahf, feed us your belly button lint or perish!"

sgtsprout · 07-22-2002, 10:58 PM

I indulged them as any good law abiding nakid transexual would do. As I started to feed them the god awful smelly belly button lint they started to

*Sharon* ^(Premo) · 07-23-2002, 05:49 AM

...grow bigger and bigger, until a long-tentacled vine sprouted and began reaching for me. I zapped 'em with my stun gun until the aroma of fresh baked goodies filled my nostrils, "Take that you pie-head", I said as...

Tonio · 07-23-2002, 07:59 AM

...serve as a marrage counselor to Clark Kent and Lois Lane. "You'd think a man who can move the earth out of its orbit could pick his socks up off the floor!" Lois said, and I turn to the Man of Steel and ask...

SxyPrincess · 07-23-2002, 09:05 AM

....Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon(sp) ???

bknarw · 07-23-2002, 09:05 AM

But when I awoke suddenly and realized it had all been a dream...

*Sharon* ^(Premo) · 07-23-2002, 09:26 AM

...because I was still lying on the floor next to the coffee table and someone was still knocking at the door.

Sierra39 · 07-23-2002, 09:41 AM

I leapt up and peered through a chink in the curtains...DAMN! It was those annoying Jehovah's Witnesses again! After dumping a bucketful of chum on them last week, you'd think they'd just give up... But NO, there they were, pulling a red wagon loaded with bibles and anti-semetic brochures!

So I....

07-22-2002, 10:35 AM	#21 (permalink)
Tonio Asperger's Poster Child Member Since: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,522	...and then before my eyes, all the women transformed into Linda Tripp and grew penises! I shrieked in horror and dove back into the water as... __________________ SOMD.com - The only Forum that infects as it odorizes
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07-22-2002, 11:31 AM	#22 (permalink)
watercolorgirl Registered User Member Since: Jul 2002 Location: Boonieville Posts: 12	I came up for a breath of air, and notice that the green women were no where in sight. Confussed and bewildered on the current happenings, I breast stroke to shore...shaking my hands and rubbing my cool flesh to remove the dew size drops of water. As I walk, back towards the moonlit cabin, a rustle in the bush catches my attention....I walk towards the noise and.... __________________ ......Only for Margarita's.... Last edited by watercolorgirl : 07-22-2002 at 11:34 AM.
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07-22-2002, 09:45 PM	#23 (permalink)
fuzzyng Talk Show Host Member Since: May 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 332	…one of them said, with the voice of a hundred shreaking lahmas, "We are the Trash People of Grahf, feed us your belly button lint or perish!"
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07-22-2002, 10:58 PM	#24 (permalink)
sgtsprout Mr. Shud da hell up Member Since: May 2002 Location: Pax River Posts: 262	I indulged them as any good law abiding nakid transexual would do. As I started to feed them the god awful smelly belly button lint they started to __________________ ~Rot in you know where~
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07-23-2002, 05:49 AM	#25 (permalink)
Sharon ^(Premo) * * * * * * * * * Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 22,299	...grow bigger and bigger, until a long-tentacled vine sprouted and began reaching for me. I zapped 'em with my stun gun until the aroma of fresh baked goodies filled my nostrils, "Take that you pie-head", I said as...
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07-23-2002, 07:59 AM	#26 (permalink)
Tonio Asperger's Poster Child Member Since: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,522	...serve as a marrage counselor to Clark Kent and Lois Lane. "You'd think a man who can move the earth out of its orbit could pick his socks up off the floor!" Lois said, and I turn to the Man of Steel and ask... __________________ SOMD.com - The only Forum that infects as it odorizes
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07-23-2002, 09:05 AM	#27 (permalink)
SxyPrincess I Need a Life Member Since: Oct 2001 Location: I sooooo want to ride it, just never been on one that big before! Posts: 9,940	....Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon(sp) ???
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07-23-2002, 09:05 AM	#28 (permalink)
bknarw Attire Monitor Member Since: Mar 2002 Location: Calvert (God's Country) Posts: 1,645	But when I awoke suddenly and realized it had all been a dream... __________________ I'm just sayin'...
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07-23-2002, 09:26 AM	#29 (permalink)
Sharon ^(Premo) * * * * * * * * * Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 22,299	...because I was still lying on the floor next to the coffee table and someone was still knocking at the door.
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07-23-2002, 09:41 AM	#30 (permalink)
Sierra39 Hairball Magnet Member Since: Mar 2002 Location: PF Posts: 414	I leapt up and peered through a chink in the curtains...DAMN! It was those annoying Jehovah's Witnesses again! After dumping a bucketful of chum on them last week, you'd think they'd just give up... But NO, there they were, pulling a red wagon loaded with bibles and anti-semetic brochures! So I.... __________________ When life gives you hair, make hairballs.
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