Saturday night "One-line story" - Page 4

SxyPrincess · 07-23-2002, 09:43 AM

...stroked it to the east, then I stroked it to the west, then I stroked it to the woman that I love best....:D

*Sharon* ^(Premo) · 07-23-2002, 09:46 AM

... as I pulled on my Bill Clinton mask and answered the door with, "Ya'll here for the internship interviews?". "Step right in the first test is..."

fuzzyng · 07-23-2002, 11:47 AM

"…to light this cigar with your butt cheeks." Which they all did, quickly, only having just come from their Chili Dinner stinking up the office like…

Tonio · 07-23-2002, 01:36 PM

...a thousand unwashed vagrants eating tuna fresh out of the cans. I pulled out my BJ's/Sam's Club-size, 20,000-gallon spray can of Lysol and game them a good drenching, and they...

romance · 07-23-2002, 09:59 PM

, to my horror, turned into strong, half bat- half human, vampires with sunken red eyes. I ran for the door, but..........

watercolor · 07-24-2002, 11:41 AM

as they were running, one dropped something. Could not quite make out the shape. But it was shiney and made of metal. Once the place was clear, I skim the floor hearing only the tapping of my shoes....I reach over and pick up the warm metal. To my surprise it is a............

fuzzyng · 07-24-2002, 11:53 AM

…key that was shapped like…

Tonio · 07-24-2002, 12:04 PM

...a skull with a lightning bolt through it. The key begins glowing and and I hear a voice say, "Turn on your Palm Pilot." I find my Palm and turn it on. My Inbox is filled with tons of new e-mail. As I read the messages, I'm gripped with terror such as I had never experienced. Whoever owns the key is a major player in a massive cabal that controls everything in the world. The scope of the conspiracy is staggering--the Illuminati, Bilderberg Club, Carlyle Group, the Mafia, Skull and Bones, CIA, Masons, Trilateral Commission, World Bank, IMF, Viacom, even the local Book Club. Suddenly the Palm beeps and a new e-mail message appears. "You are in grave danger! Bring the key as soon as you can to...

watercolor · 07-24-2002, 12:13 PM

.....clothes soaked in whipped cream. I get up in a frenzy and freak out and ......

watercolor · 07-24-2002, 12:49 PM

watercolor...shivering from the cold. She was trying to tell me something, but I could tell something was not right. There was peculiar markings on her body..I went to her..to ask what was wrong..as I got closer she started to glow. Trying to mouth something to me, I keep asking her what happenened...then.....

07-23-2002, 09:43 AM	#31 (permalink)
SxyPrincess I Need a Life Member Since: Oct 2001 Location: I sooooo want to ride it, just never been on one that big before! Posts: 9,940	...stroked it to the east, then I stroked it to the west, then I stroked it to the woman that I love best....:D
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07-23-2002, 09:46 AM	#32 (permalink)
Sharon ^(Premo) * * * * * * * * * Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 22,328	... as I pulled on my Bill Clinton mask and answered the door with, "Ya'll here for the internship interviews?". "Step right in the first test is..."
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07-23-2002, 11:47 AM	#33 (permalink)
fuzzyng Talk Show Host Member Since: May 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 332	"…to light this cigar with your butt cheeks." Which they all did, quickly, only having just come from their Chili Dinner stinking up the office like…
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07-23-2002, 01:36 PM	#34 (permalink)
Tonio Asperger's Poster Child Member Since: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,524	...a thousand unwashed vagrants eating tuna fresh out of the cans. I pulled out my BJ's/Sam's Club-size, 20,000-gallon spray can of Lysol and game them a good drenching, and they... __________________ SOMD.com - The only Forum that infects as it odorizes
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07-23-2002, 09:59 PM	#35 (permalink)
romance One of the sinners Member Since: May 2002 Location: Living in sin Posts: 237	, to my horror, turned into strong, half bat- half human, vampires with sunken red eyes. I ran for the door, but.......... __________________ You say I'm a B**** like its a bad thing.....
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07-24-2002, 11:41 AM	#36 (permalink)
watercolor flamingo rounder Member Since: May 2002 Posts: 10,454	as they were running, one dropped something. Could not quite make out the shape. But it was shiney and made of metal. Once the place was clear, I skim the floor hearing only the tapping of my shoes....I reach over and pick up the warm metal. To my surprise it is a............ __________________ ADD US TO YOUR MYSPACE http://www.myspace.com/thanksforthemammaries See our website www.isaveboobies.com
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07-24-2002, 11:53 AM	#37 (permalink)
fuzzyng Talk Show Host Member Since: May 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 332	…key that was shapped like…
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07-24-2002, 12:04 PM	#38 (permalink)
Tonio Asperger's Poster Child Member Since: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,524	...a skull with a lightning bolt through it. The key begins glowing and and I hear a voice say, "Turn on your Palm Pilot." I find my Palm and turn it on. My Inbox is filled with tons of new e-mail. As I read the messages, I'm gripped with terror such as I had never experienced. Whoever owns the key is a major player in a massive cabal that controls everything in the world. The scope of the conspiracy is staggering--the Illuminati, Bilderberg Club, Carlyle Group, the Mafia, Skull and Bones, CIA, Masons, Trilateral Commission, World Bank, IMF, Viacom, even the local Book Club. Suddenly the Palm beeps and a new e-mail message appears. "You are in grave danger! Bring the key as soon as you can to... __________________ SOMD.com - The only Forum that infects as it odorizes Last edited by Tonio : 07-24-2002 at 12:08 PM.
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07-24-2002, 12:13 PM	#39 (permalink)
watercolor flamingo rounder Member Since: May 2002 Posts: 10,454	.....clothes soaked in whipped cream. I get up in a frenzy and freak out and ...... __________________ ADD US TO YOUR MYSPACE http://www.myspace.com/thanksforthemammaries See our website www.isaveboobies.com
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07-24-2002, 12:49 PM	#40 (permalink)
watercolor flamingo rounder Member Since: May 2002 Posts: 10,454	watercolor...shivering from the cold. She was trying to tell me something, but I could tell something was not right. There was peculiar markings on her body..I went to her..to ask what was wrong..as I got closer she started to glow. Trying to mouth something to me, I keep asking her what happenened...then..... __________________ ADD US TO YOUR MYSPACE http://www.myspace.com/thanksforthemammaries See our website www.isaveboobies.com
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