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Tonio · 07-24-2002, 01:02 PM

...she morphed into a strange insect-like creature. Its vest bore the same emblem as the key I was holding. I realize that I had been lured out of hiding! I could feel my body shimmer and remateralize in new surroundings. I looked around and...

*otter* ^(Premo) · 07-24-2002, 01:07 PM

The Ambiguously Gay Duo, who....

*jazz lady* ^(Premo) · 07-24-2002, 01:26 PM

...hugged me profusely and fondly patted my backside...and patted my backside...and patted my backside...until I finally slapped them silly. "We must stop Skelewhore's evil plan!" they cried (in sort of high-pitched girly voices) and jumped into their Phallicmobile, racing off to...

Tonio · 07-24-2002, 02:42 PM

...infiltrate Skelewhore's headquarters and deactivate the Orgasm Bomb, which is almost complete. The cornerstone of her plan for world domination, this bomb will cause every human on the planet to climax for an entire week, leaving them powerless to stop her evil legions of Illuminati soldiers. "But how do we find Skelewhore's lair?" "That's easy, we just...

romance · 07-24-2002, 03:06 PM

.....throw the freeze bomb on her, and take out the big pecker :)." The other gay guy hollers, "But why would we not want to have a continual orgasm for a ssolid week". "Because, you jackass...........

Tonio · 07-24-2002, 03:23 PM

...that's not all that Skelewhore has planned. The bomb is cleverly designed so that at the end of the week, the human race will never be able to have orgasms again! Sex will be destroyed forever! She must be stopped at all costs!" "You're right! But what...

romance · 07-24-2002, 07:12 PM

...........one of us have to be a man about it and go down for a bit. If she can't have orgasms by sex, then we must do what we can to protect sex as we know it. After all we are men.....We live for it.........

watercolor · 07-25-2002, 10:03 AM

...but I have to get off the superwoman porno site first...disappointed, the gay guy number one bursts into tears. Knowing that his only fantasy was for super joey to be with him.

As, number 2 tries to console him, they see flashing lights coming through the woods .... the gauy duo, not quite understanding what that was they look to him as they....

fuzzyng · 07-25-2002, 10:08 AM

…hide under each other (ewwww... visual...) but only seem to find…

Tonio · 07-25-2002, 10:15 AM

...a stack of old technical manuals hidden in a corner. Kicking them aside, they suddenly spot the words "Orgasm Bomb--Operating Instructions" on the cover of one of them. "Oh, goodie!" one of them squeals, grabbing for the manual and flipping through it. "Here's the answer! We can reconfigure the bomb so it won't destory sex after all! The only effect from the week-long orgasm will be a slight headache!" The duo run for the bomb and frantically search for its control panel. The flashing lights in the woods get brighter and they hear a low rumbing sound get louder, as...

07-24-2002, 01:02 PM	#41 (permalink)
Tonio Asperger's Poster Child Member Since: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,525	...she morphed into a strange insect-like creature. Its vest bore the same emblem as the key I was holding. I realize that I had been lured out of hiding! I could feel my body shimmer and remateralize in new surroundings. I looked around and... __________________ SOMD.com - The only Forum that infects as it odorizes
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07-24-2002, 01:26 PM	#43 (permalink)
jazz lady ^(Premo) ~~ rara avis ~~ Member Since: Sep 2001 Location: ~ in the cabal ~ Posts: 43,972	...hugged me profusely and fondly patted my backside...and patted my backside...and patted my backside...until I finally slapped them silly. "We must stop Skelewhore's evil plan!" they cried (in sort of high-pitched girly voices) and jumped into their Phallicmobile, racing off to... __________________ ............................ "In their collective state, the hens are utterly without mercy; driven by one will alone: the will to conquer. They are beyond redemption, beyond reason." "If it hadn't been for jazz, there wouldn't be no rock and roll" ~ Louis Armstrong
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07-24-2002, 02:42 PM	#44 (permalink)
Tonio Asperger's Poster Child Member Since: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,525	...infiltrate Skelewhore's headquarters and deactivate the Orgasm Bomb, which is almost complete. The cornerstone of her plan for world domination, this bomb will cause every human on the planet to climax for an entire week, leaving them powerless to stop her evil legions of Illuminati soldiers. "But how do we find Skelewhore's lair?" "That's easy, we just... __________________ SOMD.com - The only Forum that infects as it odorizes
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07-24-2002, 03:06 PM	#45 (permalink)
romance One of the sinners Member Since: May 2002 Location: Living in sin Posts: 237	.....throw the freeze bomb on her, and take out the big pecker :)." The other gay guy hollers, "But why would we not want to have a continual orgasm for a ssolid week". "Because, you jackass........... __________________ You say I'm a B**** like its a bad thing.....
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07-24-2002, 03:23 PM	#46 (permalink)
Tonio Asperger's Poster Child Member Since: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,525	...that's not all that Skelewhore has planned. The bomb is cleverly designed so that at the end of the week, the human race will never be able to have orgasms again! Sex will be destroyed forever! She must be stopped at all costs!" "You're right! But what... __________________ SOMD.com - The only Forum that infects as it odorizes
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07-24-2002, 07:12 PM	#47 (permalink)
romance One of the sinners Member Since: May 2002 Location: Living in sin Posts: 237	...........one of us have to be a man about it and go down for a bit. If she can't have orgasms by sex, then we must do what we can to protect sex as we know it. After all we are men.....We live for it......... __________________ You say I'm a B**** like its a bad thing.....
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07-25-2002, 10:03 AM	#48 (permalink)
watercolor flamingo rounder Member Since: May 2002 Posts: 10,457	...but I have to get off the superwoman porno site first...disappointed, the gay guy number one bursts into tears. Knowing that his only fantasy was for super joey to be with him. As, number 2 tries to console him, they see flashing lights coming through the woods .... the gauy duo, not quite understanding what that was they look to him as they.... __________________ ADD US TO YOUR MYSPACE http://www.myspace.com/thanksforthemammaries See our website www.isaveboobies.com Last edited by watercolor : 07-25-2002 at 10:08 AM.
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07-25-2002, 10:08 AM	#49 (permalink)
fuzzyng Talk Show Host Member Since: May 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 332	…hide under each other (ewwww... visual...) but only seem to find…
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07-25-2002, 10:15 AM	#50 (permalink)
Tonio Asperger's Poster Child Member Since: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,525	...a stack of old technical manuals hidden in a corner. Kicking them aside, they suddenly spot the words "Orgasm Bomb--Operating Instructions" on the cover of one of them. "Oh, goodie!" one of them squeals, grabbing for the manual and flipping through it. "Here's the answer! We can reconfigure the bomb so it won't destory sex after all! The only effect from the week-long orgasm will be a slight headache!" The duo run for the bomb and frantically search for its control panel. The flashing lights in the woods get brighter and they hear a low rumbing sound get louder, as... __________________ SOMD.com - The only Forum that infects as it odorizes
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