Southern Maryland Drivers

[Toxick]

What the hell is wrong with you people?!


Don't they offer driver's education down here in this hell-hole? Not a man, woman, or child who gets behind the wheel of a car around this place should be operating machinery heavier than a Game-Boy, let alone a 2,000 pound steel projectile, but they do.

Learn how to drive you morans!

[kwillia]

Originally Posted by Toxick

What the hell is wrong with you people?!


Don't they offer driver's education down here in this hell-hole? Not a man, woman, or child who gets behind the wheel of a car around this place should be operating machinery heavier than a Game-Boy, let alone a 2,000 pound steel projectile, but they do.

Learn how to drive you morans!

So says the man sitting on a park bench. You only wish you had a car.

[White Buddah]

[FaP]

Originally Posted by Toxick

What the hell is wrong with you people?!


Don't they offer driver's education down here in this hell-hole? Not a man, woman, or child who gets behind the wheel of a car around this place should be operating machinery heavier than a Game-Boy, let alone a 2,000 pound steel projectile, but they do.

Learn how to drive you morans!

[mAlice]

Coming back to work from lunch, I'm doing the speed limit (+/-) 2 or 3, and the guy behind me is getting all antsy 'cuz the traffic in the lane to the left of me isn't getting out of his way quick enough for him to pass me. When he can finally get over, he passes me, then I see his break lights...He didn't see the cop behind us, and a second cop just a few cars back that I didn't even see.

[Toxick]

Originally Posted by kwillia

So says the man sitting on a park bench. You only wish you had a car.

HAH! Shows what you know!


At my palatial estate, parked next to my personal helicopter sits my Ferrari FXX, which I bought with all the money I made being an astronaut.

[DQ2B]

You think it's bad in S. Md? Try a drive through Paris or Rome and then tell me how you feel about it.

[RoseRed (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Toxick

What the hell is wrong with you people?!


Don't they offer driver's education down here in this hell-hole? Not a man, woman, or child who gets behind the wheel of a car around this place should be operating machinery heavier than a Game-Boy, let alone a 2,000 pound steel projectile, but they do.

Learn how to drive you morans!

[DoWhat]

Originally Posted by DQ2B

You think it's bad in S. Md? Try a drive through Paris or Rome and then tell me how you feel about it.

Go and beotch here. Paris English Forums

[glhs837]

Its not so much that everybody here sucks at driving, its the lack of consistency that gets you. There as a lot of good drivers, every week, in fact, there are at leas 2-3 folks who actually move over to left faster traffic go by. But there are also lots idiots who cant seem to grasp some very simple concepts, like signal a turn or lane change if it might affect other drivers. Or that an acceleration lane is for speeding up to match traffic, not to drive out to the end of and stop.

And, since its like a box of chocolates, you cant know how to behave towards them. As I approach that car going 50 in a 55, should I just assume idiocy and shift to pass on the right? If I do, they might be that rare gem who will let you by. But no, of course not, I, being eternally optimisic, hope against hope, and get those hopes crushed becuase this person knows they need to turn left 10 miles down the road.