Dear Abby Writes to Hollywood

[darkriver4362]

Originally posted by SilverIntrepid
Wow! I would have knocked the guy out.
I wonder if he had his wife check her vagina for tearing,etc,etc... just proof that something did happen. That would suck....

Beat his azz till he's bleeding or unconsious.

[BadGirl (Premo)]

I'm always amazed that some people have such complicated lives. Imagine being in this type of situation.....

My life is nice, quiet, uncomplicated and NORMAL. I thank God for that.

[willie]

Originally posted by BadGirl

My life is nice, quiet, uncomplicated and NORMAL. I thank God for that.

A Badgirl up at 4:17 in the morning???

You know, he may have been doing a little tea bagging.

[ceo_pte]

Originally posted by BadGirl
Anybody notice this letter from H'wood in today's Post? We're famous!

Dear Abby:

I have been married for more than 20 years. My wife and I have been friends with a certain couple, "Claude and Maude," for 15 years. On New Year's Eve we all went out to dinner and a few drinks. I was the designated driver, so I did not drink. When we returned home, all three, my wife, Claude and Maude, proceeded to get trashed to the max.

Maude got sick and passed out; my wife went to bed. Claude and I sat up and watched the ball drop and a couple of other programs. I fell asleep about 1:30 a.m. and assumed that Claude would, too. Around 2:00 a.m., I got out of my chair and walked to my bedroom. Claude was sitting on the bed next to my wife, putting his pants on. My wife was passed out, so I don't know what happened. It has bothered me so much since then that I can't sleep and don't know what to do. If ever there was a reason for me to become violent, that was it, but I kept my cool. The next morning, my wife could remember nothing at all. What do you think I should do?Outraged in Hollywood, Md.

In view of the fact that a 15-year friendship is at stake, talk to Claude. It's possible that he was so loaded that he didn't know where he was, and nothing happened.

The best advice I can offer now is that Claude, Maude and your wife should all do something about their drinking. Let this serve as a wake-up call.

I've been very loaded before, but wil honestly admit that although I may have done some things at the time and then regretted them later, I always knew what I was doing. My opinion is that if you knew how to get your pants off, could actually get them off, then you probably had a good idea what you were doing.

[ceo_pte]

Originally posted by kwillia
Too bad Maude passed out, it could of been a threesome, huh...

between who? It's a little confusing, espeically with the names Maude and Claude.

[BadGirl (Premo)]

Originally posted by willie

A Badgirl up at 4:17 in the morning???

And here I am up on Sat morning at 1:54. Pretty sad, huh?

But at least I'm not doing something inappropriate like Claude and Maude and the rest of the group. I may be BadGirl, but I'm not THAT bad.

[Kain99]

I'm wide awake and never a bad girl!

[BadGirl (Premo)]

Sadly, I'm not really a BadGirl, just a gal who WANTS to be a BadGirl. Let's just say I'm a "BadGirl in Training".