Dear Abby Writes to Hollywood

*BadGirl* ^(Premo) · 03-13-2004, 06:33 AM

Anybody notice this letter from H'wood in today's Post? We're famous!

Dear Abby:

I have been married for more than 20 years. My wife and I have been friends with a certain couple, "Claude and Maude," for 15 years. On New Year's Eve we all went out to dinner and a few drinks. I was the designated driver, so I did not drink. When we returned home, all three, my wife, Claude and Maude, proceeded to get trashed to the max.

Maude got sick and passed out; my wife went to bed. Claude and I sat up and watched the ball drop and a couple of other programs. I fell asleep about 1:30 a.m. and assumed that Claude would, too. Around 2:00 a.m., I got out of my chair and walked to my bedroom. Claude was sitting on the bed next to my wife, putting his pants on. My wife was passed out, so I don't know what happened. It has bothered me so much since then that I can't sleep and don't know what to do. If ever there was a reason for me to become violent, that was it, but I kept my cool. The next morning, my wife could remember nothing at all. What do you think I should do?Outraged in Hollywood, Md.

In view of the fact that a 15-year friendship is at stake, talk to Claude. It's possible that he was so loaded that he didn't know where he was, and nothing happened.

The best advice I can offer now is that Claude, Maude and your wife should all do something about their drinking. Let this serve as a wake-up call.

*RoseRed* ^(Premo) · 03-13-2004, 09:16 AM

Not sure I would want to be famous for that.

But I am curious as to who it could be.

JabbaJawz · 03-13-2004, 09:21 AM

Good 'ol SOMD drama!

Dupontster · 03-13-2004, 09:26 AM

Now, we need to find out who it is.....

vraiblonde · 03-13-2004, 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by RoseRed
But I am curious as to who it could be.

All of them?

*BadGirl* ^(Premo) · 03-13-2004, 10:27 AM

In my original post, instead of saying "famous", I should have said "infamous", as in famous not in a good kind of way.

Aahhhh, the drama of Southern Maryland.

*RoseRed* ^(Premo) · 03-13-2004, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by vraiblonde
All of them?

Yes.

fantasyillusion · 03-13-2004, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by cariblue
Something just doesn't ring true about this.

something just doesn't seem fit... i would of knocked the dude out cold...

*pixiegirl* ^(Premo) · 03-13-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by cariblue
So what did hubby do? Does keeping his cool mean standing there with his jaw on the floor, or did he ask Clause WTF he was doing? The wife doesn't remember anything, but did hubby tell her what he witnessed, or leave her in the dark about the whole thing? Hell, if I'd been hubby I would of copped a feel to find out if she was soiled.

Something just doesn't ring true about this.

I have to agree. I can't imagine B thinking that maybe I had been "violated" and just standing there without doing something. I'm thinking that at least he should have woken her up right then and there. Something just doesn't sit well. Men for the most part jealous creatures. I can't imagine even the strongest just standing there.

SilverIntrepid · 03-13-2004, 12:55 PM

Wow! I would have knocked the guy out.
I wonder if he had his wife check her vagina for tearing,etc,etc... just proof that something did happen. That would suck....

03-13-2004, 06:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
BadGirl ^(Premo) I am so very blessed Member Since: Feb 2004 Location: Happyville Posts: 13,371	Dear Abby Writes to Hollywood Anybody notice this letter from H'wood in today's Post? We're famous! Dear Abby: I have been married for more than 20 years. My wife and I have been friends with a certain couple, "Claude and Maude," for 15 years. On New Year's Eve we all went out to dinner and a few drinks. I was the designated driver, so I did not drink. When we returned home, all three, my wife, Claude and Maude, proceeded to get trashed to the max. Maude got sick and passed out; my wife went to bed. Claude and I sat up and watched the ball drop and a couple of other programs. I fell asleep about 1:30 a.m. and assumed that Claude would, too. Around 2:00 a.m., I got out of my chair and walked to my bedroom. Claude was sitting on the bed next to my wife, putting his pants on. My wife was passed out, so I don't know what happened. It has bothered me so much since then that I can't sleep and don't know what to do. If ever there was a reason for me to become violent, that was it, but I kept my cool. The next morning, my wife could remember nothing at all. What do you think I should do?Outraged in Hollywood, Md. In view of the fact that a 15-year friendship is at stake, talk to Claude. It's possible that he was so loaded that he didn't know where he was, and nothing happened. The best advice I can offer now is that Claude, Maude and your wife should all do something about their drinking. Let this serve as a wake-up call.
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03-13-2004, 09:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
RoseRed ^(Premo) American Beauty Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: My own private Idaho Posts: 51,219	Not sure I would want to be famous for that. But I am curious as to who it could be. __________________ Oysters are nasty. If I want a fried loogie, I'll spit in a frying pan.
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03-13-2004, 09:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
JabbaJawz Spider Wallllllll! Member Since: Nov 2001 Location: Mt. Midoriyama Posts: 13,298	Good 'ol SOMD drama! __________________ Some people are alive only because it's against the law to kill them...
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03-13-2004, 09:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
Dupontster Would THIS face lie? Member Since: Jan 2004 Location: Over Yonder Posts: 3,921	Now, we need to find out who it is..... __________________ "Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
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03-13-2004, 10:27 AM	#6 (permalink)
BadGirl ^(Premo) I am so very blessed Member Since: Feb 2004 Location: Happyville Posts: 13,371	In my original post, instead of saying "famous", I should have said "infamous", as in famous not in a good kind of way. Aahhhh, the drama of Southern Maryland.
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03-13-2004, 12:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
SilverIntrepid 2008 NL East Champs? Member Since: Mar 2004 Location: Lexington Park Posts: 184	Wow! I would have knocked the guy out. I wonder if he had his wife check her vagina for tearing,etc,etc... just proof that something did happen. That would suck.... __________________ Welcome to the world of Apex-i.
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