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Old 03-14-2012, 08:45 PM   #61
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Thank flipping God. I can't look at a 20 year old and get spun up and my kid is only 10. I swear men don't think like that. I have more run ins with men who have kids close to my age and I can't shake that ick feeling. One guy at work is in his early 50s, good looking guy, great personality but I simply can not wrap my head around him having a kid that's 2 years younger than I am. It toally creeps me out when I'm out with friends and and a much older guy hits on me because I look so young. At least work guy knows I'm 32. These dirty old bastards don't know crap about me. Ick, ick, ick. I like a guy mid 30s - early 40s, very rarely anyone younger and no more than 10 or so years older.
Yes, icky sums it up nicely. I get totally creeped out too.
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Old 03-14-2012, 08:47 PM   #62
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Yes, icky sums it up nicely. I get totally creeped out too.
Can you give a quick synopsis please. I didn't get the first post. TIA
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Old 03-14-2012, 08:49 PM   #63
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How did you dodge this bullet shaped object? I carry an AK 47 assault weapon.
Eeeeek!!! I hope your not a dirty old man!
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Old 03-14-2012, 08:50 PM   #64
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The diry old man will never know if he has a chance if he does not approach with viagra in hands and gun cocked and laoded .
Yea, I really, really hope your not a dirty old man!!
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Old 03-15-2012, 05:27 AM   #65
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Yea, I really, really hope your not a dirty old man!!
Just dirty for now. Why is it that dirty old women seem to never turn a younger man away?
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Yea, I really, really hope your not a dirty old man!!
Your saying just before things got heated up he excused hiimself to get some water and take a viagra, and then you slipped out unnoticed.
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Old 03-15-2012, 08:58 AM   #67
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So you two are practicing a theory which is known as no touch sex, I think I saw that on HBO "real sex show" very safe. Well men pretty much practice that all the time when they pass a hot chick like you and fantasize about you.
What better way to be an AM and PM sexually active adult?
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I don't work in your building......but my wife told me I can't date anymore. she's such a drag.
What about the one hooker a week rule?
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Old 03-15-2012, 11:23 PM   #69
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Eff that I'm calling another female friend if the first one has too much!


And whats with the Cialis commercials... couple in 2 separate bath tubs? Shouldn't they be in the same tub? LOL
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