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| Do you like apples? Member Since: Nov 2010 Location: Here, There, and Everywhere
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| Jam out with ur clam out Member Since: Apr 2008 Location: In my world
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__________________ Some people are like Slinkies.... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. |
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| Registered User Member Since: Jan 2012
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__________________ I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug. | |
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| not impressed Member Since: Oct 2008
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| so I was walking down the street and this lady ran up to me and started kicking me in the shins then she turned around and mooned me. next thing I know the cops roll up |
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| aka Mrs. Giant Member Since: May 2002 Location: Candy Land
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And then what happened?
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| Jam out with ur clam out Member Since: Apr 2008 Location: In my world
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__________________ Some people are like Slinkies.... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. |
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| not impressed Member Since: Oct 2008
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| the lady takes off running down 8th street but forgot to pull her sweat pants up and trips in the middle of the street just as the FedEx truck turns the corner |
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| Jam out with ur clam out Member Since: Apr 2008 Location: In my world
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![]() was she wearing a thong??? and did she have a nice butt??? ... and then......
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| not impressed Member Since: Oct 2008
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| She was going commando. The fed ex truck never saw her but luckily she was able to roll between the wheels and not get hit. The police were able to grab her at this point. As they read her her rights there was loud boom and a water main broke from beneath them. |
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| Jam out with ur clam out Member Since: Apr 2008 Location: In my world
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