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Old 11-29-2012, 10:03 PM   #101
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I try to avoid these threads because I can't compete with the replies; too much a prude (self admitted); I have known two Dicks. My first one was named Dennis, but my current one is actually named Richard! I find that just hilarious, but that's just me!

Edit: Maybe that's my problem and why I am so uptight! Who would ever know I was from the hippie generation!
I call mine Pedro because he likes to work like a Mexican. He hates it.
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Old 11-29-2012, 10:04 PM   #102
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Nah.. Someone said you used to throw on the tassels and shake your ass until your uterus popped out, down at Rose's (RIP)....
Bawhahahaha! I probably needed that to happen, minus losing the uterus; because then I wouldn't have my wonderful children! Oh, Hank, always dependable for a laugh! Thanks.
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Old 11-29-2012, 10:06 PM   #103
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Bawhahahaha! I probably needed that to happen, minus losing the uterus; because then I wouldn't have my wonderful children! Oh, Hank, always dependable for a laugh! Thanks.
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Old 11-30-2012, 06:41 AM   #104
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If Choo Choos is shut down, where else am I supposed to go to find somebody to play with my ding ding? :-)

.... Your wife?


...one of the 6 you have had...

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OMG
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Old 11-30-2012, 06:52 AM   #105
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.... Your wife?


...one of the 6 you have had...



OMG
Had being the key word there. :-(
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Old 11-30-2012, 06:54 AM   #106
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Had being the key word there. :-(
All the others were just practice for the one you have now.
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Old 11-30-2012, 06:55 AM   #107
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.... Your wife?


...one of the 6 you have had...



OMG
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Had being the key word there. :-(
wow...you two goofs are at it early!!!
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All the others were just practice for the one you have now.

Her arms aren't that long, and neither am I.
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wow...you two goofs are at it early!!!
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:22 AM   #110
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You took her home?
Ummmm...no.
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