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Old 01-02-2013, 02:47 PM   #1
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Dear stranger in the bathroom

I thought it would be enough that you looked under the stall door to see my feet there.

Was it really necessary to make eye-contact through the crack in the stall door?







You creepy freak ass.
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:48 PM   #2
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Wearing those strange looking sneakers again, were ya?
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:49 PM   #3
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The bathroom scene from Dumb and Dumber just popped into my head....
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:50 PM   #4
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:51 PM   #5
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I thought it would be enough that you looked under the stall door to see my feet there.

Was it really necessary to make eye-contact through the crack in the stall door?







You creepy freak ass.
That would really freak me out.
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:51 PM   #6
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I thought it would be enough that you looked under the stall door to see my feet there.

Was it really necessary to make eye-contact through the crack in the stall door?







You creepy freak ass.
You should have #### in your hand and started screaming and throwing it at him.
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:52 PM   #7
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That would really freak me out.
What if it was a hot chick and not a creeper?
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What if it was a hot chick and not a creeper?
It would make no difference

Hot chicks do nothing for me.
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:54 PM   #9
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That happened to me once. I was pizzed and was ranting and raving all the way out of the ladies room.
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:59 PM   #10
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At least he didnt tap your foot.
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