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| off the shelf Member Since: Dec 2005 Location: not sure....they won't tell me
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__________________ "The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." ~~ Michaelangelo ~~ It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip someone off |
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| off the shelf Member Since: Dec 2005 Location: not sure....they won't tell me
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I think Elliot in the Morning told people to do that instead of flipping people off(it was the first day of a holiday weekend)....been doing it ever since
__________________ "The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." ~~ Michaelangelo ~~ It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip someone off | |
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| Pixelated Member Since: Sep 2006
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| Registered User Member Since: Apr 2005
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| The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me To Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.''
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| Les Paul Addict Member Since: Mar 2009
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| Well unfortunately, that particular lane ends at the bridge, no excuse exists for someone to leave the road from the left lane to the left shoulder and pass someone. None whatsoever. Endangering other drivers because youre impatient and too stubborn to change lanes all because you think that lane is for speeders is a really stupid excuse. I prefer all morons should leave the world the same way they showed up, screaming and all alone.
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| Gort! Klaatu barada nikto Member Since: Jan 2007 Location: In Your Head
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| Registered User Member Since: Jul 2004 Location: East Compton
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| In My Opinion Member Since: Dec 2005
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| I love hanging in the left lane. I like to do it at 5 to 10 under the speed limit then pretend every retard that comes up behind me is TommyBoy.
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| Power with Control Member Since: Dec 2007
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__________________ "One fist of iron, the other of steel if the right one don't a-get you then the left one will" | |
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