Classy Countians

Bogart · 09-07-2004, 07:23 PM

So I'm noticing this car going to the back of the cemetery real late at night over the weekend. Figured they were up to no good but I was too tired to walk over there and deal with it. Turns out it was much worse than I could have imagined.

I go back there today to reconnoiter. All the way at the back of the cemetery, I spot it. A mound of chocolate soft serve surrounded by some sort of soiled wiping materials.

Someone pooped in the cemetery. Right on the road, didn't even use the grass.

Classy.

*RoseRed* ^(Premo) · 09-07-2004, 07:26 PM

Pete · 09-07-2004, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson

So I'm noticing this car going to the back of the cemetery real late at night over the weekend. Figured they were up to no good but I was too tired to walk over there and deal with it. Turns out it was much worse than I could have imagined.

I go back there today to reconnoiter. All the way at the back of the cemetery, I spot it. A mound of chocolate soft serve surrounded by some sort of soiled wiping materials.

Someone pooped in the cemetery. Right on the road, didn't even use the grass.

Classy.

pics?

Bogart · 09-07-2004, 08:29 PM

No but I did get picks of the giant spider with the zipper web in my tree.

Bogart · 09-07-2004, 08:37 PM

It looks like this.

Pete · 09-07-2004, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson

It looks like this.

That is nasty looking, how big?

Bogart · 09-07-2004, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete

That is nasty looking, how big?

Wingspan about a silver dollar or more.

Sharon · 09-07-2004, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson

It looks like this.

It's called Argiope aurantia ...a "black and yellow" garden spider. The zipper is really cool.

fttrsbeerwench · 09-08-2004, 03:51 AM

I have never seen a web like that

*BadGirl* ^(Premo) · 09-08-2004, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson

So I'm noticing this car going to the back of the cemetery real late at night over the weekend. Figured they were up to no good but I was too tired to walk over there and deal with it. Turns out it was much worse than I could have imagined.

I go back there today to reconnoiter. All the way at the back of the cemetery, I spot it. A mound of chocolate soft serve surrounded by some sort of soiled wiping materials.

Someone pooped in the cemetery. Right on the road, didn't even use the grass.

Classy.

It wasn't me.
Might have been BuddyLee, since he seems to love cemeteries so much.

09-07-2004, 07:23 PM	#1
Bogart I Need a Life Member Since: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,929	Classy Countians So I'm noticing this car going to the back of the cemetery real late at night over the weekend. Figured they were up to no good but I was too tired to walk over there and deal with it. Turns out it was much worse than I could have imagined. I go back there today to reconnoiter. All the way at the back of the cemetery, I spot it. A mound of chocolate soft serve surrounded by some sort of soiled wiping materials. Someone pooped in the cemetery. Right on the road, didn't even use the grass. Classy. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ Woorworking,Fishing.Cooking,Musical Theater, Gardemomg
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09-07-2004, 08:29 PM	#4
Bogart I Need a Life Member Since: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,929	No but I did get picks of the giant spider with the zipper web in my tree. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ Woorworking,Fishing.Cooking,Musical Theater, Gardemomg
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