You won't be in today for work because....

[virgovictoria (Premo)]

Originally Posted by ladybug2004

-I have never ever missed a day of work

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Originally Posted by ladybug2004

-what do you use as an excuse?

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Originally Posted by ladybug2004

-And, what do you do when your off ?

Might I suggest:
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[SamSpade]

Originally Posted by Chasey_Lane

Why do you need someone to complete your TS first off?

I don't. She draws up a draft, and then a final copy, based on one I give her. I sign each. My TS is due on her desk the Monday of the second week of the pay period. Yep. BEFORE the pay period is up. This is because she's so inept, it takes her all week to get it right. She has no other responsibilities besides the timesheets. Members of our section claim she sneaks off and goes home during the day.

She just never gets it right. If I'm off all week - out sick - she does it outright, and it STILL is annual unless I make a point to correct it.

[ladybug2004]

Originally Posted by virgovictoria

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**My thoughts exactly! I must be nuts!!! Time to play hookie. Just wondering what kind of weird or crazy excuses people have used over the years.


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No thanks. I'd prefer rack'ms excuse over this!!

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Now, this looks like fun

[dustin]

Originally Posted by virgovictoria

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Might I suggest:
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are you pimping out smiley's again?

[dustin]

Originally Posted by SamSpade

I don't. She draws up a draft, and then a final copy, based on one I give her. I sign each. My TS is due on her desk the Monday of the second week of the pay period. Yep. BEFORE the pay period is up. This is because she's so inept, it takes her all week to get it right. She has no other responsibilities besides the timesheets. Members of our section claim she sneaks off and goes home during the day.

She just never gets it right. If I'm off all week - out sick - she does it outright, and it STILL is annual unless I make a point to correct it.

I dont' know shizzle about timesheets and she seems like a waste of air to me.

[SamSpade]

Originally Posted by K_Jo

Does she have bad feet, a bad perm and a dog?

Don't they all?

I just lament the fact that we no longer have "secretaries". We have timekeepers. We all individually do all the other things that secretaries used to do, like prepare travel intineraries, book hotel rooms, purchase tickets, fill out forms, fax forms, get payments to conferences and classes. And this happens because after many years, they realized they can't find one person who can get it right.

True story - a few years back, I was scheduled for a conference in NYC for a few days. BUT IF you booked it after a certain date, you would not only pay a much higher price, you ran the risk of NOT being able to arrange transportation, get a room in the hotel the conference was held in, and so on. When the date for a higher rate came, and my arrangements hadn't been done, I hotfooted it around myself all day, making sure every i was dotted and every t was crossed. THREE WEEKS LATER my secretary *began* to put it together - a mere five days before the trip. My boss was *FURIOUS*. She went to great lengths to get me APPROVED for the conference, and had we relied on our secretary, it would have cost us about another 600 bucks.

Don't call anyone just stay home. Go in the next day and tell them "oh by the way i was on leave yesterday".

[Chasey_Lane]

Originally Posted by SamSpade

BEFORE the pay period is up.

And what does your auditor say about that?

[BadGirl (Premo)]

Sometimes I just say, "you guys are making me sick, so today I'm gonna stay home and feel good".

[Uncle Charlie]

As an EMPLOYER, owning my own company, the truth usually is best. Vacation days can be denied for valid reasons, like shortage of employees, behind in your work, etc.

Personal leave days supposedly cannot be denied. They are just that, personal. That's what all the hullibulu is about over that teacher retiring when they denied her personal leave days.

Sick leave can NEVER be denied. It is against the law. Abuse of sick leave, if it can be documented, can cost you your job. (That includes lying about it.)
Lying about being sick is one of the primary reasons for justified terminations according to un-employment. And it isn't just your boss who might see you, a jealous co-worker or some other as--ole who wants to climb the corporate ladder on anybody's back they can might see you doing something and "dime you out!"

In ANY case, it is not necessary (you're really not supposed to ask as a boss / employer) for you to tell your boss why you want off or get detailed about your illness. Supervisors / employers are not supposed to ask because it can lead to them getting in the jackpot if they deny your vacation leave for say "national ice cream day" but approve someone else to get off for "national pie day." You can either be off, or not. If they insist, use mental health day and than lodge a complaint against the boss.

Do you work for an as--hole? Cuz it sounds like you don't think you would be given the day off if you asked. If your workload is up to snuff and there isn't a shortage of employees to do your work (for 1 day) they shouldn't care. If you work for an as--ole, put out your resume or go over thier head.

It absolutely piss-- me off when bosses are as--oles and employees feel like they have to circumvent the system to get a day off. Guess that's why I started my own business 20 years ago.......

Glad I got THAT off my chest.....