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Old 08-25-2005, 09:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Looking for someone to butcher some of my ducks
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My duck population has grown too large, and I need someone to butcher some of my ducks. I have no idea how to butcher them myself, and really don't want to learn!

I would prefer someone in the Prince Fredrick area, but anyone in SOMD will do.

Thanks!
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hi

My duck population has grown too large, and I need someone to butcher some of my ducks. I have no idea how to butcher them myself, and really don't want to learn!

I would prefer someone in the Prince Fredrick area, but anyone in SOMD will do.

Thanks!
well I guess you shouldn't have let them do the nasty huh?
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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My duck population has grown too large, and I need someone to butcher some of my ducks. I have no idea how to butcher them myself, and really don't want to learn!

I would prefer someone in the Prince Fredrick area, but anyone in SOMD will do.

Thanks!
PM Kwillia, she has experience in that.
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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PM Kwillia, she has experience in that.
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sooo...let me get this straight, you need someone to kill, then butcher them? I am interested, if I can get some of the meat...
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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My duck population has grown too large, and I need someone to butcher some of my ducks. I have no idea how to butcher them myself, and really don't want to learn!

I would prefer someone in the Prince Fredrick area, but anyone in SOMD will do.

Thanks!
Why do you have to kill them?
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Why do you have to kill them?
Because eating them while they are still alive would be cruel?
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Because eating them while they are still alive would be cruel?

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My duck population has grown too large, and I need someone to butcher some of my ducks. I have no idea how to butcher them myself, and really don't want to learn!

I would prefer someone in the Prince Fredrick area, but anyone in SOMD will do.

Thanks!
May I have the feathers, please?
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Because eating them while they are still alive would be cruel?
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