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Old 06-19-2006, 01:51 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I guess when we see you running, it means the laxative is working.
 
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Old 06-19-2006, 01:54 PM   #32 (permalink)
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A public nuisance is when an owner or custodian allows an animal to:
(7) Foul the air by odor and thereby create unreasonable annoyance or discomfort to neighbors or others in close proximity to the premises where the animal is kept or harbored.
Dog farts are illegal
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Old 06-19-2006, 01:59 PM   #33 (permalink)
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(3) Molest pedestrians, passersby or other animals.
If they molest pedestrians, passersby, or other animals do they have to register in the sexual predators database? Is leg humping considered 3rd degree or what? Underage animals 2nd degree?
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Old 06-19-2006, 02:15 PM   #34 (permalink)
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If they molest pedestrians, passersby, or other animals do they have to register in the sexual predators database? Is leg humping considered 3rd degree or what? Underage animals 2nd degree?
You bring up an interesting point.

If a human sexually assaults a dog, they get thrown in the pokey and PETA burns their house down.

If a dog sexually assaults you - nada. All they get is a "bad doggie" and maybe a swat.

This does not really seem fair to me.
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You bring up an interesting point.

If a human sexually assaults a dog, they get thrown in the pokey and PETA burns their house down.

If a dog sexually assaults you - nada. All they get is a "bad doggie" and maybe a swat.

This does not really seem fair to me.
Exactly! I'm sick and tired of animal control dicking around and being so lenient.






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Old 06-19-2006, 02:36 PM   #36 (permalink)
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You bring up an interesting point.

If a human sexually assaults a dog, they get thrown in the pokey and PETA burns their house down.

If a dog sexually assaults you - nada. All they get is a "bad doggie" and maybe a swat.

This does not really seem fair to me.
How can it be fair.
It seems today that the rights of animals have far more value than the rights of humans.
Where I grew up, if a dog (whether of the 4 or 2 legged varity) threatens the safety of your mama (refering to the OP), the solution is quick and final.
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Old 06-19-2006, 03:48 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Fill a squirt gun with ammonia, very good dog deterent
Great for cleaning windows too!
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:15 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Why did everyone get too far off the subject, This was meant to help not get into other stuff.
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:17 PM   #39 (permalink)
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You bring up an interesting point.

If a human sexually assaults a dog, they get thrown in the pokey and PETA burns their house down.

If a dog sexually assaults you - nada. All they get is a "bad doggie" and maybe a swat.

This does not really seem fair to me.

This was about caring about what happens to animals not what your talking about.
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