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Old 08-31-2006, 07:34 PM   #1
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Wool & Sheep

If wool shrinks when you wash it, why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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If wool shrinks when you wash it, why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Their mom's gave them the good sense to not stay out in the rain....so, they don't

I got one for you.............

Where does the white go when the snow melts?
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:53 PM   #3
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Their mom's gave them the good sense to not stay out in the rain....so, they don't

I got one for you.............

Where does the white go when the snow melts?
It goes to rice
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It goes to rice
but, it doesn't snow around rice fields
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but, it doesn't snow around rice fields
but rice fields are all downhill from snowy mountaintops!
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but rice fields are all downhill from snowy mountaintops!
Ok....If you're so smart.......answer this.....

If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?
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If wool shrinks when you wash it, why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
A couple reasons, and it's really quite fascinating.

On the sheep, the fibers grow straight out from the skin and the fibers themselves have these overlapping scales. On the sheep, they all grow the same direction - so they generally don't tangle. In addition, the sheep's body produces lanolin which also tends to keep this from happening. When wool has been removed from the sheep, the fibers are all pointing in different directions. Wool actually doesn't "shrink" but rather, it felts. The scales, when exposed to friction and water come closer together and tend to interlock. If it was just yarn, this would tend to shorten the yarn, but in a fabric, it happens in all directions, so it gets denser - it appears to shrink. If you could undo all these locking velcro like things, you could stretch the wool back out, but it's pretty much impossible once it's happened.

There's also a matter of fiber tension - when wool is sheared and readied for use, it gets stretched and straightened out, unlike on the sheep, where it tends to curl. In warm water, this tendency reverses - which helps the felting process.

Wool manufacturers have been developing better and better "washable" wool which strips the scales off the wool chemically before it's used, to various degrees of success.
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