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Old 04-12-2007, 11:53 AM   #21 (permalink)
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..plastic woman.
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:54 AM   #22 (permalink)
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..plastic woman.
I've been told I'm not allowed to do my yard in plastic...
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:55 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Did you happen to notice the size of driver's penis?
"bout 5' 10" I'd say.
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:55 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I've been told I'm not allowed to do my yard in plastic...

..hope lives.
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:56 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Why would someone throw poop at my truck? I was just driving down the road and a turd splats into my windshield! WTH?
Lisa Marie Nowak is in the area visiting some old buddies and wanted to clean up first.
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:57 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Why would someone throw poop at my truck? I was just driving down the road and a turd splats into my windshield! WTH?
ewwww, bet you were defecated.
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:57 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Well, that explains it then. Oh, by the way, most people just pick their noses.

Not satisfying enough.

If I'm going to dig something out of one of my body cavities, I want it to have some heft.
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:58 AM   #28 (permalink)
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After too...
...much talk about the constitutionality of smoking bans and Iraq and global warming, it's nice to just spend some time talking about stupid sh1t for awhile.


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Old 04-12-2007, 12:00 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Not satisfying enough.

If I'm going to dig something out of one of my body cavities, I want it to have some heft.


...you're the one always sitting at green lights eh? And everyone thought you were just picking your nose...





HONK: "C'mon, buddy! Get your hand out of your azz! It ain't gonna get any greener!"



Or browner?


OK, this is getting bad.
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Old 04-12-2007, 12:01 PM   #30 (permalink)
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...much talk about the constitutionality of smoking bans and Iraq and global warming, it's nice to just spend some time talking about stupid sh1t for awhile.



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