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Old 06-24-2008, 08:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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...necessarily. Ever hear the expression "The left hand doesn't know where the right hands been"?

A guy once told me that he sits on his hand till it becomes numb so that he can think that someone else is "doing him"
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:45 AM   #12 (permalink)
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A guy once told me that he sits on his hand till it becomes numb so that he can think that someone else is "doing him"
How do you work that into a conversation?
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:47 AM   #13 (permalink)
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How do you work that into a conversation?
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:01 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Seriously folks, I heard that if your prostate was a little enlarged, it might be a culprit when the bladder drains too fast, it might make one queasy.....

But I had a complete physical about 3 weeks ago, and everything was fine. Normal prostate, No STD's, clean as a whistle.......It might be the new vitamin regimen I'm on..

Everything was OK this morning....
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She mostly takes care of my wood. I'm sure you noticed I have a lot of that. I feel it's my job to have everything out of her way so she can get to the wood.
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:03 AM   #15 (permalink)
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A guy once told me that he sits on his hand till it becomes numb so that he can think that someone else is "doing him"
"The Stranger" is always a good move
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:07 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Seriously folks, I heard that if your prostate was a little enlarged, it might be a culprit when the bladder drains too fast, it might make one queasy.....

But I had a complete physical about 3 weeks ago, and everything was fine. Normal prostate, No STD's, clean as a whistle.......It might be the new vitamin regimen I'm on..

Everything was OK this morning....
Sounds like your problems started AFTER you started wearing Crocs... nuff said.
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:08 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Sounds like your problems started AFTER you started wearing Crocs... nuff said.


You wimmins' are tough on me.......:butilikeit:..
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She mostly takes care of my wood. I'm sure you noticed I have a lot of that. I feel it's my job to have everything out of her way so she can get to the wood.
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Sounds like your problems started AFTER you started wearing Crocs... nuff said.
Maybe you should sit down to pee now
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he'd have to had sex to get the
So you don't believe the rumors about him and ?
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Maybe you should sit down to pee now
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