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    No Caption can fit this succinctly

    Glazed donuts
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    Keep them down on the plantation..

    When I was in the 3rd grade (1968), I had a wonderful teacher that explained to me that mathematics was governed by Laws . Explained this way, 2 + 2 is always 4 (law of mathematics) in language; for every rule, there is an exception to the rule, I before e except after C. If there were no...
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    Change:

    BUT he promised to do "something" so when does HE get the Nobel Peace prize?
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    More Humor...

    Spinner hub caps, Got to 'Represent'
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    A COVID-19 Humor Thread (Making Viral Lemonade)

    Not true,I heard Bruce was still holding on to his. but now he has unlimited access to his very own set of breasts.
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    Aoc

    It's hard to tell with all the witticisms that come out of her mouth.
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    Sanders

    Am I the only one that hears the Aardvark from the Ant and the Aardvark cartoon (Pink Panther and Friends) when Bernie speaks?
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    Aoc

    I appreciate your attempt to buffer the idiocy of her statement(s) but I truly believe she was pointing out the physical impossibility of picking oneself up by the bootstraps.
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    Old Commercial Jingles

    Hold the pickle, Hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way. Have it your way, have it your way, Have it your way at Burger King. "Burger King, Where kids are king"
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    Old Commercial Jingles

    Dinah Shore
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    Very punny!

    what part is illegal ? The queen moving in any one direction as far as she wants to in any direction as long as there is nothing in the way, or moving to a brown square?
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    Moving To Tennessee...

    Just to let you know, Alabama has the lowest ad-velorum taxes in the lower 48. My wife owns 5 acres undeveloped (we want to build when we retire) and the annual taxes are about $175.00.
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    Best Pizza

    From your mouth to Gods' ear. I wish they would
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    Best Pizza

    Locally? Three Brothers or Napolies in Waldorf. But they can't hold a candle to "The LaBaita" in Mosbach Germany.
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    Aoc

    OMG
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