Recent content by StanleyRugg

Dagnabbit! Guess I let the cat right out of the bag but I cant tell ya abut none of my projects.

Naw, I aint dead. I have been right busy though. I can't tell ya I been workin for the government cause its a secret and all.

Howdy Ma’am, a bunch of folks have already give you some sage advice about copperheads and most of it is accurate. Bein I am a scientist and a great respector of all things in nature I find serpents interestin. I had a corn snake I kept as a pet named “Slick”. I found Slick out in the barn...

Hi De Ho friends

I have no age considerations to my courtin. I have courted women who were younger and older. Momma don't approve of me courtin any woman who is more than a year or two older than me. She got that way when I courted Brenda the truck driver for a few weeks. she was 5 years older than me and...

Appreciate it mister. You bet there is. Just wait, every year it is some flu, bird flu, swine flu, next it will be cat flu or rhino flu. I don't know about you but I don't want no horn growing out of my forhead.

They are fine, appreciate you askin. Rod had swine flu but he got over it. Momma nursed him through it. Momma said it had to be the swine flu cause Rod aint ate any bacon nor ham since. Says it doesn't appetise him and it aint right. Rod used to could eat a whole pound of bacon at a time...

I like Al Gore. Bein a scientist and inventor myself we have a kinship of sorts. Even though I don't agree with most of what he says I remember he use to say "lockbox" really cool.

I am going ot be a rich man when the Rugg 2000 bovine flatus recycling system hits the market. FOXNews.com - U.S. Counting on Cows to Reduce Carbon Emissions

Yessir, the truth. I also had a friend who had a parrot named McGuyver after that TV show about a man who could make anything out of common ordinary stuff. Like this one time he made a laser beam out of a 9 volt battery a ear ring from a pretty woman and a magnifying glass and shot down a...

Mister, I don't blame ya for bein ascared, wildlife is very unpredictable. I never took a racoon on a 4 wheeler ride but I had a bad experience with a opossum once. I went out to my inventin hut and when I turned on the light there was a opossum and it skeert the turpentine right out of me. Us...

Technically a whale is not a fish cause it is a mammal and breathes air. It is a common mistake folks make on account they are not scientists like I am. A good rule is if it has a blow hole its a mammal. That counts for people too.

Maybe it was a murder/suicide thing. Bovines can be pretty emotional.

Maybe is was one of them suicide pact things on account of forbidden love.

Mister, as scarce as brain cells are for you I agree, ya had not ought to take the risk