Role Models

[Geek]

Gayle : [Appropriately hugging Martin] *This* is a perfectly acceptable hug between a little and a big. [Hugging him from behind]
Gayle : *This* is not.
Wheeler: Well, obviously we're not supposed to butt#### these kids.

[Geek]

Danny: God dammit Ronnie!
Ronnie : What? Because I'm black you think I did it?
Danny: No, because you did it is why I think you did it.
Ronnie : [Jumps on tent pole]
Danny: Let me tell you something, I am not your big, but I'll hit you. I will hit a child. I've never done that before, but I will punch you in the face.
Ronnie : Let's dance, Ben Affleck

[Geek]

Danny: No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

[Geek]

Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

[Geek]

Gayle : Watch your language, Ronnie.
Ronnie : My language is English and this m##### ####er tried to grab my junk.

[BuddyLee]

Funny flick.

[jetmonkey]

Martin is Gay - For Robots

[Geek]

Originally Posted by jetmonkey

Martin is Gay - For Robots

Finally!!

[kvj21075]

i love role models!!!