Ron Jeremy in Critical Condition - Page 2

*sockgirl77* ^(Premo) · 01-30-2013, 03:21 PM

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They need to put his penis in a jar next to Einsteins brain if he doesn't make it.

*bcp* ^(Premo) · 01-31-2013, 07:17 AM

Hope he gets better but to be honest he has spent his entire adult life being a big Dick to women.

SoMD_Fun_Guy · 01-31-2013, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by bcp

Hope he gets better but to be honest he has spent his entire adult life being a big Dick to women.

Yeah, hope he gets better also.
But I wouldn't be surprised to read an article like this in the next couple of days:

"After strict doctor's orders for complete rest and no strenuous activity, Ron Jeremy suffered a setback today when his nurse attempted to give him a sponge bath..."

*Merlin99* ^(Premo) · 01-31-2013, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by thurley42

He's a damn American Legend! Since they have to get tested regularly to be able to do movies, I'll assume he's a clean American Legend!

He's proof that even homely fat guys can shoot for the dream.

luvmygdaughters · 02-03-2013, 08:01 AM

It specifically states on the bottle "Erections lasting longer than 4 hours, go to the ER"

vraiblonde · 02-03-2013, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Merlin99

He's proof that even homely fat guys can shoot for the dream.

Ron Jeremy was smoking hot back in his day. Give him a haircut and drop about 100 lbs....

MMM_donuts · 02-03-2013, 09:14 AM

He came to my school when I was in college a few years ago. He was the other half of a debate with the Christian club on whether porn is healthy and should be legal.

He was actually very well spoken and the debate was surprisingly well mannered and respectful.

vraiblonde · 02-03-2013, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MMM_donuts

He came to my school when I was in college a few years ago. He was the other half of a debate with the Christian club on whether porn is healthy and should be legal.

He was actually very well spoken and the debate was surprisingly well mannered and respectful.

He was a teacher, of all things, before he went into the skin trades.

*Merlin99* ^(Premo) · 02-03-2013, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by vraiblonde

Ron Jeremy was smoking hot back in his day. Give him a haircut and drop about 100 lbs....

But he was still making movies when he started looking like Rosie O'Donnell

vraiblonde · 02-03-2013, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Merlin99

But he was still making movies when he started looking like Rosie O'Donnell

That is what made him a hero to every middle-aged man in America.

01-31-2013, 07:17 AM	#12
bcp ^(Premo) In My Opinion Member Since: Dec 2005 Posts: 42,895	Hope he gets better but to be honest he has spent his entire adult life being a big Dick to women. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ Fear the Government that Fears your gun.
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02-03-2013, 08:01 AM	#15
luvmygdaughters Registered User Member Since: May 2009 Location: In a house Posts: 1,774	It specifically states on the bottle "Erections lasting longer than 4 hours, go to the ER" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook
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02-03-2013, 09:14 AM	#17
MMM_donuts Registered User Member Since: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,557	He came to my school when I was in college a few years ago. He was the other half of a debate with the Christian club on whether porn is healthy and should be legal. He was actually very well spoken and the debate was surprisingly well mannered and respectful. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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