Brad Pailey song

*Pete* ^(Premo) · 07-09-2007, 04:58 PM

Hear this song this morning and it was funny.

"Online"

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
Mild athsmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Mazarati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up the mac

In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

*aps45819* ^(Premo) · 07-09-2007, 05:02 PM

Is this what he does when he's not checking for ticks?

sccrmommy · 07-09-2007, 05:10 PM

This sounds like some of our forum members!

*teverheart2002* ^(Premo) · 07-09-2007, 05:36 PM

You should see the video on GAC.

*meangirl* ^(Premo) · 07-09-2007, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sccrmommy

This sounds like some of our forum members!

Can you be a little more specific?

07-09-2007, 05:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
aps45819 ^(Premo) Tin Man Member Since: Nov 2003 Location: Highway to Hell Posts: 31,172	Is this what he does when he's not checking for ticks? __________________ The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. Thomas Jefferson Last edited by aps45819 : 07-09-2007 at 05:05 PM.
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07-09-2007, 05:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
sccrmommy Registered User Member Since: Feb 2007 Posts: 266	This sounds like some of our forum members! __________________ "Sometimes it's hard you don't want to look over your shoulder, because you don't want to remember where you've been....I know that's where I am"
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07-09-2007, 05:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
teverheart2002 ^(Premo) ... Member Since: Mar 2005 Location: On an Island Posts: 4,021	You should see the video on GAC. __________________ "A critical oversight that has led to yet another mouthful of poo." -Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs) ’90 If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. - Phil Pastoret http://www.danasoft.com/sig/22123456789.jpg
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