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Old 09-05-2007, 01:24 PM   #1
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Cheetoh assault!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295706,00.html

Yep, those Cheetohs stains can be a b*tch.

man assaults dad with Cheetohs
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Old 09-05-2007, 01:29 PM   #2
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The police report said — quote— "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

I would want my son to face the death penalty for that!
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Old 09-05-2007, 02:02 PM   #3
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I know somebody that nearly went to jail on assault charges because he threw a piece of bologna at his wife and she called the cops

but, but, but, he threw a WHOLE piece of bologna at me officer!
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Old 09-05-2007, 03:06 PM   #4
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Old 09-05-2007, 03:30 PM   #6
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Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.
I'd say that if you argue with somebody cranked on meth and your worst injury is a small scratch and some Cheeto crumbs, you got off light.
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Old 09-05-2007, 04:34 PM   #7
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I'd say that if you argue with somebody cranked on meth and your worst injury is a small scratch and some Cheeto crumbs, you got off light.

Can't argue with that.
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Old 09-05-2007, 04:51 PM   #8
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oh lest we forget
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