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Old 08-06-2003, 04:48 PM   #1
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Illinois Cracks Down on Tongue-Splitting

You no speak with forked tongue unless doctor do it.
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Old 08-06-2003, 07:42 PM   #2
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Okay.... that just is SICK!
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:58 AM   #3
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Yet another law on the books trying to save idiots from themselves.
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:32 AM   #4
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Are that many people actually doing this that they had to pass a law?? Some people are really sick.
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:34 AM   #5
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Tongue splitting is the nastiest thing EVER!!
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:48 AM   #6
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Some people are just too stupid for their own good.
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:57 AM   #7
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I was kind of wondering, after this is done. Would a guy lose the ability to perform certain tasks.... How much control do you retain after splitting it. This could be detrimental to ones lovelife..
What do you think?
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Old 08-07-2003, 08:00 AM   #8
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I was kind of wondering, after this is done. Would a guy lose the ability to perform certain tasks.... How much control do you retain after splitting it. This could be detrimental to ones lovelife..
What do you think?
That depends......if he can use both sides independently, he could provide wave after wave of pressure. It would be like he was smacking the canoe boat driver around constantly.
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Old 08-07-2003, 08:03 AM   #9
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That depends......if he can use both sides independently, he could provide wave after wave of pressure. It would be like he was smacking the canoe boat driver around constantly.
never thought of that...If in fact he could use both sides independantly he could also... uhhhh, I better keep that one to myself..
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