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Old 06-30-2008, 07:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation BREAKING NEWS: Obama caused Indian Ocean Tsunami

It's true because I said so on the RU.

I have no links to prove it, but it's the truth because I said so on the internet.

E-MAIL THIS AND PASS THE WORD ABOUT THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS.
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What a window licker
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What a window licker
Nope. They know how to find a window. Andy licks the air.
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"a one-term, a guy who has served for four years in the Senate. ... I don't recall hearing a word from Barack about a plan or a tactic."
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's true because I said so on the RU.

I have no links to prove it, but it's the truth because I said so on the internet.

E-MAIL THIS AND PASS THE WORD ABOUT THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS.
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Nope. They know how to find a window. Andy licks the air.

He probably can't reach the glass with his tongue. That padded helmet he has to wear prevents him from doing that.
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:03 PM   #6 (permalink)
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He probably can't reach the glass with his tongue. That padded helmet he has to wear prevents him from doing that.
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Dayem, I thought it was Al Gore's fault.............
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh, why don't you go play around with your signature. You seem to put more effort into that than your posts.
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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He probably can't reach the glass with his tongue. That padded helmet he has to wear prevents him from doing that.
This post reminded me of the dude on 235 around the Kmart intersection today riding his moped with a helmet made of styrofoam. My kids had helmets like this to ride their tricycles. He so needed to give that thing back to his kid and get a real one.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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We all know how good Andy is at classifying TSUNAMIS. He still hasn't forgotten the wood he got from the 7" Tidal Wave that resulted from the Central American quake last year.
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