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Old 08-14-2008, 11:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Band of Birds Steal $4000

Band of Birds Steal $4000 : Wacky Archives

Bill is the owner of a company that manufactures and installs car wash systems. Bill installed one of these systems in in Frederick, MD. The issue arose when the buyer complained he was losing significant amounts of money each day. He even accused Bill and his employees of ripping him off.
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Old 08-14-2008, 11:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hmmm, did you see the second picture?

it was a black bird (starling actually, but still darker pigmentation)
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Old 08-14-2008, 11:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Bill is the owner of a company that manufactures and installs car wash systems. Bill installed one of these systems in in Frederick, MD. The issue arose when the buyer complained he was losing significant amounts of money each day. He even accused Bill and his employees of ripping him off.
Those crackhead birds will do anything to get money.
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Old 08-14-2008, 11:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Those crackhead birds will do anything to get money.
I bet she has a nest full of eggs,,, all from different fathers.
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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All these birds are starting to get their lives together, to go back to school and make something of themselves. They just got wrapped up in something like this because the community looked down on them and didn't give them an equal chance. It's all Bush's fault anyway.
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The one bird had a new rap single coming out next month. He was a great father to his eggs.
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Im confused as to who to blame for this.
yes the birds appear to be black, yet on the other hand they will poop anywhere that they get the urge, then, we have them stealing quarters so are they black or are they mexican or are they jewish?.

maybe Afro-Mexicans? who are Jewish?
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Im confused as to who to blame for this.
yes the birds appear to be black, yet on the other hand they will poop anywhere that they get the urge, then, we have them stealing quarters so are they black or are they mexican or are they jewish?.

maybe Afro-Mexicans? who are Jewish?
I am as to why the sign tells you to turn on your wipers before going in??
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I am as to why the sign tells you to turn on your wipers before going in??
brushless, the wipers clean the windshield for you.
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