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Old 04-01-2009, 12:41 PM   #1
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Pine cone sex

OMG! What some people will try. The disclaimer at the bottom is hysterical.
Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it | Say What?
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:42 PM   #2
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OMG! What some people will try. The disclaimer at the bottom is hysterical.
Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it | Say What?
Wonder if she hangs with the sawzall sisters.
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:43 PM   #3
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Wonder if she hangs with the sawzall sisters.
Think she was pining for a good sawzall'ng...
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:43 PM   #4
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That is just



someone should send them the sex toy saber saw story...
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:45 PM   #5
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Please dont try this at home.
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:48 PM   #6
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Please dont try this at home.
Did your people warn you about this?
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:51 PM   #7
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:54 PM   #8
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this is so much better than the St. Mary's story
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:55 PM   #9
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"Hi, my name's Euell Gibbons, did you know that pine cones can be quite satisfying?"


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"Hi, my name's Euell Gibbons, did you know that pine cones can be quite satisfying?"


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