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Old 01-27-2011, 09:51 AM   #1
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Thought I would have seen this..

..on MSNBC this morning. They must be slacking.

JammieWearingFool: Man Seeks Police Protection Because His Wife Demands Too Much Sex
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Old 01-27-2011, 09:54 AM   #2
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Oh TG it's in Germany :sighofrelief:
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Old 01-27-2011, 09:56 AM   #3
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Oh TG it's in Germany :sighofrelief:
*chuckle* This comment made me laff out loud though:

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Short of his wife being some hideous-looking beast, he may have to turn in his man card
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Old 01-27-2011, 10:00 AM   #4
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Actually I have heard before that some foreign cultures (such as the Turks as this man is), men have no problems with sex...just not with thier wives. They believe sex with with their wives should only be for the purpose of fathering children. Sex for fun should be with mistresses, prostitutes, etc.
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Old 01-27-2011, 10:00 AM   #5
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How oppurtune!
That Cialis commercial just came on as I was reading this....LOL. I am ruined for the AM. I can't stop guffawing !
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Old 01-27-2011, 10:02 AM   #6
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Actually I have heard before that some foreign cultures (such as the Turks as this man is), men have no problems with sex...just not with thier wives. They believe sex with with their wives should only be for the purpose of fathering children. Sex for fun should be with mistresses, prostitutes, etc.
We'll get there eventually. Remember, they have a good thousand years or so of social development time ahead of us.

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Old 01-27-2011, 10:31 AM   #7
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Dumb bastard doesnt know how lucky he is!
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Old 01-27-2011, 03:17 PM   #8
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I'd love to have his problem! Although my wife may file a protection order against me... She knew I was hispanic!
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Old 01-27-2011, 03:42 PM   #9
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Did anyone click on the hideous-looking beast link at the end of the story? Seems someone in Connecticut is dissatisfied with his Congresswoman (a close friend of Nancy Pelosi apparently).
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Old 01-27-2011, 06:51 PM   #10
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Did anyone click on the hideous-looking beast link at the end of the story? Seems someone in Connecticut is dissatisfied with his Congresswoman (a close friend of Nancy Pelosi apparently).
Gee thanks, you just ruined my dinner. lol
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