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| Goodbye Member Since: Mar 2001
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals fa-laming. | |
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| Seems easier to outlaw marriage. ![]() |
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Hey Barbie.........wouldn't they go gay too if they're plunging the girlfriends?? ![]() | |
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| Dadadadada Member Since: Aug 2002 Location: Greenwood, Indiana
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Damn married couples... all over the place, on the news, in the newspaper, on talk shows, hollywood straight actors announcing their mariages, and it is already an issue in the next election. | |
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| Goodbye Member Since: Mar 2001
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| Homer: Marge, the boy was wearing a hawaiian shirt. Marge: So? Homer: There's only two kind of guys who wear those shirts: gay guys and big, fat party animals. And Bart doesn't look like a big, fat party animal to me... Marge: So, if you wore a Hawaiian shirt, it wouldn't be gay? Homer: Right. Thank you. I'm in the mood for a little levity...ya' know, I'm feelin' a little gay right now. ![]() |
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| Princess of Mean Member Since: Mar 2003 Location: Formerly Great Mills
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| If it's good enough for Slim Whitman to sing about: "Live and let live and be happy Love and let love and be GAY Smile at all of life's problems You'll feel much better that way" I don't have a problem with it.
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Marriage and unions are exactly what the government needs to control. I will give you just a few of COUNTLESS reasons why: So 8 year olds are getting married and having kids by 10, So 40 year old perverts aren't marrying and knocking up your 13 year old daughter, So McCoy brothers aren't marrying their McCoy sisters, So Utah polygamists aren't sleeping with their 12 year old dauthters, So Juan-Manuel Estaban doesn't marry Petunia just to become a citizen and then bring the wife and the rest of the 64 children behind him, So Mohammed Al Bin-Barak doesn't marry Claireborn Clarrington for 10 grand so he gains citizenship and blows your Port Republic house off the face of the planet, (and other reasons to protect against duel citizenship). And you're wrong about the church. If that what was so important, than why are the gays wanting to get government approval so much? Why don't they just invent the "Church of the Holy ### Grail", all marry themselves off and stop wasting my taxpayer money?
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| .... Member Since: Sep 2003 Location: Lend me some sugar, cuz I am your neighbor
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I bet those sermons would be a blast ![]() | |
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