Swedish Women More Likely to Expose Themselves

[BOP]

Dammit! I need to move to Sweden!

*ahem*

Actually, that's not what this is about. This is about what a pussy this guy is:

A 54-year-old man told TT of an incident when a female flasher lifted her coat and exposed her breasts to him.

“I was extremely insulted and felt really bad afterwards. It took two weeks before I could put it behind me," he said.

"I didn’t know if she was psychotic when she rushed forward and flashed herself at me."

However, the man didn't hesitate to report the incident to police.

“When it happens without warning, you don’t know what to do. I stretched my hands before me and walked by, and after I’d walked 20 metres away I turned to make sure she was at a safe distance,” he said.

I want to fly to Sweden and (hopefully get flashed while there) cut this guy's balls off, because clearly, he doesn't need them.


http://www.thelocal.se/41796/20120703/

[Dupontster]

You are making light of this story but this guy will probably be scared for life...Just because of one set of puppies being flashed in his face... Poor guy, I can only imagine what he is going through...He probably can't sleep at night because of the puppy pictures in his head.. Big ole boobs chasing him through the woods... Just boobs with legs on em... Now that is some scary stuff right there.. Please be more sympathetic next time...It could have been you....

[BOP]

It nearly was me. I saw the perfect set this weekend, and I've been traumatized ever since. Classic symptoms of PTSD*; hypervigilence, sleeplessness, irritability, difficulty concentrating...and the list goes on.

I need treatment.**










*Post-Tittie Stress Disorder - conflict created when in the presence of a succulent young woman half your age who smiles and lifts her perfect breasts for you to examine...within leash distance of your wife.


**disclaimer: this is in no way, shape, or form meant to minimize, make fun of, or deny the very real Post Traumatic Stress Disorder or the victims thereof.

[daylily]

What an idiot. I've never in my life met a man who wouldn't love for this "traumatizing event" to happen to him. That dude must be gay!

[BOP]

Even gay men love women's breasteses. Just ask one. It's the other girlie part they're turned off by.

[Dupontster]

Originally Posted by BOP

It nearly was me. I saw the perfect set this weekend, and I've been traumatized ever since. Classic symptoms of PTSD*; hypervigilence, sleeplessness, irritability, difficulty concentrating...and the list goes on.

I need treatment.**


*Post-Tittie Stress Disorder - conflict created when in the presence of a succulent young woman half your age who smiles and lifts her perfect breasts for you to examine...within leash distance of your wife.


**disclaimer: this is in no way, shape, or form meant to minimize, make fun of, or deny the very real Post Traumatic Stress Disorder or the victims thereof.

I am glad to see you realize you need treatment...That, my friend is the first step..

[kom526]

I bet this is the same guy that ratted out Miss Gundersen the history teacher from Dolph Lundgren High back in '78.