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Old 08-15-2012, 05:57 PM   #11
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So instead of the Salem Witch Trials we now have the Bolivian Drug Dealer Trials.

So who can answer this:
"What do we burn besides witches?"
Wood!

So, therefore we can conclude that witches are made of ....


WOOD!!

(not a direct quote, but close enough)
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Old 08-15-2012, 05:57 PM   #12
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It floats!
What else floats in water?
A small pebble

ducks!
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Old 08-15-2012, 06:15 PM   #13
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A small pebble

ducks!
Damn! Now I'm going to have to try to find that movie this week.
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Old 08-16-2012, 09:11 AM   #14
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A small pebble

ducks!



"She... she turned me into a newt.....
I got better."
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Old 08-16-2012, 09:14 AM   #15
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"She... she turned me into a newt.....
I got better."
Your father smells of elderberry.
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Old 08-16-2012, 09:23 AM   #16
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What they don't tell you is that the murdered Bolivians were also drug dealers
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Old 08-16-2012, 09:28 AM   #17
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What they don't tell you is that the murdered Bolivians were also drug dealers
Yes, they did.

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The Brazilians were arrested on Tuesday after the murders of 33-year-old Paulino Paraba Ramos, 27-year-old Banderley Costas Paraba and 26-year-old Edgar Suarez Rojas, in a shooting thought to be related to drug trafficking.
This story should be called 'Locals protect their own'. So, anyone getting an erection that 'drug dealers' were dealt with harshly is going to have to find some other erotica this morning.
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Old 08-16-2012, 09:33 AM   #18
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Yes, they did.

This story should be called 'Locals protect their own'. So, anyone getting an erection that 'drug dealers' were dealt with harshly is going to have to find some other erotica this morning.
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Old 08-16-2012, 09:41 AM   #19
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So instead of the Salem Witch Trials we now have the Bolivian Drug Dealer Trials.

So who can answer this:
"What do we burn besides witches?"
MORE witches!
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MORE witches!
Dammit, I missed this.

Possibly the funniest line in the movie, at least to me.
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