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Old 01-12-2005, 10:52 AM   #11 (permalink)
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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Old 01-12-2005, 11:00 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Something wrong with this story. He didn't want to have sex with her, but he had on only his underwear, which she ripped off when she grabbed his package? If he didn't want to have sex with her, he should have left his pants on. Tease.

The whole story is nuts.
 
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Old 01-12-2005, 11:33 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I am the skeptic..... How'd she get hold of it if he was rejecting her? "later handed to him" If it happened, how long was this guy walking around? Does he not bleed? Is he oblivious to pain? Sheesh!!

Here hold this......
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Old 01-12-2005, 11:44 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I've been on some good ones but NEVER that drunk.....
HUH! I bet you have too!
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Old 01-12-2005, 11:46 AM   #15 (permalink)
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HUH! I bet you have too!
Ok, ok.....there was this one time..............
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Old 01-12-2005, 11:47 AM   #16 (permalink)
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HUH! I bet you have too!

I can't imagine anyone getting so drunk that they don't realize they've been separated from their testicles. He would have to be in a coma.
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Old 01-12-2005, 11:54 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I can't imagine anyone getting so drunk that they don't realize they've been separated from their testicles. He would have to be in a coma.
But it's The Sun! THere's always a story along these lines. And this from the rag that sports "Page 3." Not to be taken without a grain (or full shaker) of salt.
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:02 PM   #18 (permalink)
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But it's The Sun! THere's always a story along these lines. And this from the rag that sports "Page 3." Not to be taken without a grain (or full shaker) of salt.
How about the Weekly World News?
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Old 02-10-2005, 08:38 PM   #20 (permalink)
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She yanked off his left testicle (with her bare hands) which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."



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