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Old 01-31-2005, 08:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ga. Police Search for Two Women They Say Sexually Assaulted a Man With Cooking Tongs

They shoved a pair of tongs up his butt.

The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.

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"We have no descriptions of the women, being that (the victim) is not cooperating with the police," police spokesman Sgt. Mike Wilson said. "And there's little we can do to urge cooperation."
I cannot imagine him cooperating either. How humiliating. Maybe this will keep him from using drugs again.




Him at drug treatment: I decided I needed to stop using drugs after I woke up with tongs up my butt.


Too funny.
 
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Old 01-31-2005, 08:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2005, 08:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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They shoved a pair of tongs up his butt.

The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.



I cannot imagine him cooperating either. How humiliating. Maybe this will keep him from using drugs again.




Him at drug treatment: I decided I needed to stop using drugs after I woke up with tongs up my butt.


Too funny.

What I find really appropriate is the recipe link right below the story!
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Recipes/st...=443428&page=1
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Old 01-31-2005, 08:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That is funny Prep, might need TONGS to cook those wings.
 
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