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Old 02-24-2005, 05:33 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Ok...
...how aobut THIS:

zzziiiiiiiippppppp..."yes mam, I'd like to make a deposit...

....and I need a receipt to..."
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Old 02-24-2005, 05:34 PM   #42 (permalink)
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For one, this should spark a wave of better manners by men.

Him: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Him: (10 seconds later) So, you wanna talk? Maybe go catch some dinner? How was your day? Is that a new hairdoo? etc...
We'll talk after I freeze this gift.
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Old 02-24-2005, 05:34 PM   #43 (permalink)
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...how aobut THIS: zzziiiiiiiippppppp..."yes mam, I'd like to make a deposit.......and I need a receipt to..."
Ding ding ding ding......
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Old 02-24-2005, 05:35 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Are they Doctor Doctors, or PhD's?????
It doesn't say, but it shouldn't matter either.
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Old 02-24-2005, 05:36 PM   #45 (permalink)
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...how aobut THIS:

zzziiiiiiiippppppp..."yes mam, I'd like to make a deposit...

....and I need a receipt to..."
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Old 02-24-2005, 05:41 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Or how about...
...the return of big, long post intimacy kisses???






Leave her 'speechless' or whip out your checkbook, eh????
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Old 02-24-2005, 05:43 PM   #47 (permalink)
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My belief is that she probably did use a condom and that she saved/stored the "deposit" in the condom until she could go to the kitchen and dig out the turkey baster from the junk drawer. It sounds improbable that she kept the deposit in her mouth until she could accomplish said meeting of sperm with egg.
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Old 02-24-2005, 05:44 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Uhh...
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My belief is that she probably did use a condom and that she saved/stored the "deposit" in the condom until she could go to the kitchen and dig out the turkey baster from the junk drawer. It sounds improbable that she kept the deposit in her mouth until she could accomplish said meeting of sperm with egg.
Have you been giving this alot of thought?

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My belief is that she probably did use a condom and that she saved/stored the "deposit" in the condom until she could go to the kitchen and dig out the turkey baster from the junk drawer. It sounds improbable that she kept the deposit in her mouth until she could accomplish said meeting of sperm with egg.
It was a gift...Think of how the tree will look at Christmas.
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Old 02-24-2005, 05:47 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Great...
...now...

Quote:
Think of how the tree will look at Christmas
...I'll never be able to look at those strings of little white lights the same again...

"Well, this is a nice tree. Self moisturizing..."
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