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Old 04-09-2005, 05:38 PM   #1
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Indiana Man Wins 'Village Idiot' Award

STORY, Ind. (AP) - The competition was fierce and foolish, but a man who accidentally sawed through a live wire and topped that by wrecking his truck hours after buying it more than earned the honorary title "Village Idiot."

Maybe we shoud start a Forum Idiot Awards
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Old 04-09-2005, 05:45 PM   #2
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Oh my. What an interesting little town.
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Old 04-09-2005, 07:45 PM   #3
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This guy sounds like a real genius.
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Old 04-09-2005, 08:47 PM   #4
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Oh my. What an interesting little town.
Sounds to me like it's an interesting little town bar. When you add the name of the town, it begins to sound like a typical small town drinking "shaggy dog" story contest.
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Maybe we should start a Forum Idiot Awards
You're in my updated sig.
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Old 04-10-2005, 09:55 AM   #6
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We had a Lusbian that, while helping clear downed trees after the hurricane, would lick his finger and swipe it across the power line before picking it up. A couple of months prior to that he couldn't start his junk car and filled the carburetor with ether and KABOOM. Melted the vinyl siding right off his neighbors house.
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