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[smoothmarine187]

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Area man charged with bestiality
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
By TIM YOUNKMAN
TIMES WRITER
A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.

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Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.

Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.

Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in

[bcp (Premo)]

Well, animals do it.

[smoothmarine187]

I think even animals are smart enough not to try and bang another dead animal......lol

[kwillia]

This thread makes Pingrr's hotdog roll thread seem quite normal by comparison...

[chernmax]

He was probably up all night surfing the animal porn web sites...

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[Christy]

Beastiality AND Necrophelia. What a multi-faceted fella.

I don't know a whole lot about canine reproductive anatomy, but how is it even possible for a man to have sex with a dog? You know, the square plug in to a round hole analogy. I mean, what switch flips off in one's brain that says "well that's a sexy bitch right there!, Lemme get a piece of that." :gross:

Mind boggling.

[Dutch6]

Originally Posted by Christy

Beastiality AND Necrophelia. What a multi-faceted fella.

I don't know a whole lot about canine reproductive anatomy, but how is it even possible for a man to have sex with a dog? You know, the square plug in to a round hole analogy. I mean, what switch flips off in one's brain that says "well that's a sexy bitch right there!, Lemme get a piece of that." :gross:

Mind boggling.

Needle Dick?

[smoothmarine187]

The worst part is...........the damn dog had been dead for like 5 days....lol....I can't even imagine how nasty that thing was.

[AndyMarquisLIVE]

Originally Posted by smoothmarine187

The worst part is...........the damn dog had been dead for like 5 days....lol....I can't even imagine how nasty that thing was.

Is it actually a crime? I can see if the dog was alive but is this one was dead.

Maybe send him to a psych wing?

[pixiegirl]

Originally Posted by Christy

Beastiality AND Necrophelia. What a multi-faceted fella.

I don't know a whole lot about canine reproductive anatomy, but how is it even possible for a man to have sex with a dog? You know, the square plug in to a round hole analogy. I mean, what switch flips off in one's brain that says "well that's a sexy bitch right there!, Lemme get a piece of that." :gross:

Mind boggling.

B and I were just talking about that last week when the guy in Washington state got busted and his wife took pictures with her camera phone for evidence. How do you get to a point in your life where you look at your hand and a bottle of Jergens and the family dog and you pick the family dog. There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with the wiring. These people should just be put out of their misery.