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07-07-2007, 08:47 PM
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| CageKicker Extraordinaire  Member Since: Jun 2004 Location: SOMD Zoo
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| Parental abuse With all the stories in the news about parents getting a smack down from their unruly kids, is there such a thing as this? And if so, can I have my daughter arrested for it? I mean, just today, in the last hour, I've: Been tackled, kicked in the stomach, smacked, had my nose bit, had my lip about pulled off, had my hair pulled, had my glasses messed up, she's laid on my throat, she's kneed me in the neck & head, and she's done a bunch of other rather violent stuff to her poor, defenseless father.
__________________ PNC Bank sucks! Don't blame me; I voted for Bob Barr. "Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid that I'll take over." "Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, wrong though they may be." "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson "Unlike Chuck Norris instead of Chain's tears curing cancer, they will kill the devil." -Smooth |
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07-07-2007, 10:05 PM
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| Registered User  Member Since: Nov 2004 Location: land of confusion
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| time to pick their own switch of of the tree outback. screw the time out crap |
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07-07-2007, 10:08 PM
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| CageKicker Extraordinaire Member Since: Jun 2004 Location: SOMD Zoo
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__________________ PNC Bank sucks! Don't blame me; I voted for Bob Barr. "Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid that I'll take over." "Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, wrong though they may be." "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson "Unlike Chuck Norris instead of Chain's tears curing cancer, they will kill the devil." -Smooth | |
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07-07-2007, 10:12 PM
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| Registered User Member Since: Nov 2004 Location: land of confusion
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| let her break it off |
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07-07-2007, 10:21 PM
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| CageKicker Extraordinaire Member Since: Jun 2004 Location: SOMD Zoo
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There's only 4 trees in my yard. One's an oak that's at least 50, two are apple trees and the other is a pear tree. Ever try to break limbs off of any of those? You'll be there awhile. Not to mention, that it's bad for the fruit trees to not have a clean cut, but I guess I could clean it up later. She's a short, but fiesty little thing. I'll give her a ladder and see how it goes...
__________________ PNC Bank sucks! Don't blame me; I voted for Bob Barr. "Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid that I'll take over." "Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, wrong though they may be." "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson "Unlike Chuck Norris instead of Chain's tears curing cancer, they will kill the devil." -Smooth | |
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07-07-2007, 10:29 PM
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| Board Mommy  Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Off the grid
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| I know what you mean, Chain. My kids kicked me, pulled my hair, punched my nose so hard I saw stars and then vomited on me for good measure. Damn unruly children.  |
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07-07-2007, 10:39 PM
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| CageKicker Extraordinaire Member Since: Jun 2004 Location: SOMD Zoo
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 It's been awhile since I've been vomited on :crossingfingers:
__________________ PNC Bank sucks! Don't blame me; I voted for Bob Barr. "Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid that I'll take over." "Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, wrong though they may be." "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson "Unlike Chuck Norris instead of Chain's tears curing cancer, they will kill the devil." -Smooth | |
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07-07-2007, 10:43 PM
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| Board Mommy Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Off the grid
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My son actually opened fire and peed on me several times. He hasn't done it in awhile, though. | |
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07-07-2007, 10:45 PM
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| CageKicker Extraordinaire Member Since: Jun 2004 Location: SOMD Zoo
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That's just nasty! I hope he got a good ass whoopin' for that one and some psychiatric help.
__________________ PNC Bank sucks! Don't blame me; I voted for Bob Barr. "Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid that I'll take over." "Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, wrong though they may be." "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson "Unlike Chuck Norris instead of Chain's tears curing cancer, they will kill the devil." -Smooth | |
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07-08-2007, 09:50 AM
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| No green? Will pinch!  Member Since: Apr 2007 Location: at home
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|  omg if i'd have done that i would have gotten my butt beat
__________________ My days are always going screwy. :jameo: :jameo: No matter what hapens i'm always on top of my game, including when i'm not happy at all, i know what to do, how to do it, and i can carry out the plan of my day. |
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